I have been 'lurking' here for a tad and the topics often bring a smile, if not giggle to my day.  ~Wanting to contribute for sometime, but not taking that big "chime in" step. Until, I was sitting here this morning thinking to myself some of the reasons over the years I've heard for trying to convince another to have sex with them...

Best I've heard is, "My stomach hurts".  It worked.  Mind you, the puppy eyes were played on me.  It was such an odd, caught me off guard, immature, funny reason why...I just had to.  Mind you, I have been known to be a bit 'easy' *wink* SO, he may have gotten away with mentioning he stubbed his toe.  Who knows?!  I wouldn't want to be responsible for anybody to be in pain  

I'm sure I will be laughing all day if a few people shared their crazy times!
Seleste

BTW~ His tummy felt better afterwards.

Not sure this was so funny at the time, but it sure makes me laugh now. Some guy when I was much younger convinced me that if I had sex with him I would become more elevated in my consciousness.... in other words, my spirit would become more enlightened. It was great sex, so it worked on elevating my pleasure level. Not so sure about enlightenment.