She is super hot and we really click.  I figure the only information I am missing is her real name, who she really is and whether she is married or not or has kids.  Other than that, I feel we are soul mates.  I actually have a list of three who I want to propose to, just in case the first "one and only" says no.  

I was also thinking that a M&G would be the perfect romantic setting for my proposal.  With my welfare and unemployment checks what they are, I figure I am a catch.

Just stick with the list...one of them is bound to say less.  I mean, unemployment checks are so attractive these days, what woman in her right mind would turn you down?  LOL

Cheers

they seem to want "proof of UNemployment", which I'm uncomfortable sharing without a prenuptial.

ROFLMFAOLOLOL!!!! You fucking funny man!!

The more the merrier.  Hell, move to Utah and get more than one bride with all those unemployment checks.  Or, even better, stop in Utah on your way back from AVN and pick up a bride or two.  

Without divulging too much information, if we got married and I took her last name, my new name would be

Soflaguy44  Ofmiami

the leather-cushioned bench in front of a wall of mirrors......

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You had me at lunch (or could have)