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Attention ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captian speaking.
Captian_Stubing 1365 reads
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Attention ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captian speaking.

A big hole has been torn into the side of our ship and we are sinking quickly. Prepare to abandon ship.

Sexy Sunny Daze See my TER Reviews 711 reads
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I hope that there are enough lifeboats.... LOL Eom


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World Champ 28 Reviews 618 reads
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That was a great laugh! Thanks eom


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keystonekid 114 Reviews 992 reads
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No, we are just experiencing some electrical difficulties. I'll check again . . .

after I finish dinner and boinking my dinner companion.

[35 minutes later]
Oh shit, the ship is leaning to one side.  There must be a problem.  Crew--man your stations, all passengers on deck with your life presservers.

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