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:o) Bollicks!!! It's March & It's St. Paddy's Month!!!! (Pic) ;-)
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Let’s Party! It St. Patrick’s Month, Yep, it’s…
Mic Madness in March! The countdown begins for March 17…..

Just 2 more days to St. Paddy's!

Slainte’& Enjoy!

An Irish song…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-6IlWr2FY4&feature=channel#

An Irish joke for ya!

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship".
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.

Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit.
Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping20down the top of
the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?".

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the
left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.

He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten
how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Jamison's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink. " 'Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted the Irishman." 'Tis truly fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the
trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?" .

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in
there too!"

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No not yours!!!!!!!!!!!


BTW; your buddy liorr is getting outa hand again.LOL ;-)

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vamikey 74 Reviews 979 reads
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until I saw the pic & it was clearly NOT your tits he was talking about.  The bad thing about the day in DC is thst all the good Irish pubs (we've got quite a few) get overrun by once-a-year Irish & we regulars can barely get in.  So I've planned some alternative entertainment with a hot redhead; hopefully, she'll make me forget about the Guinness!

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