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Last weeks trip to Costa Rica lead me to follow up on the hot spots and prices. I pieced together a map for people so they can find there way around San Jose  by foot. The attached map is 2 miles wide by 2 miles high and all the areas are easily reached by foot. On the map I have numbered the hot spots and I will better my report by explaining each spot specifically. This entire section of my report can be printed for your reference in Costa Rica.

Remember to reference the map while reading...

1. Sportsman's lodge. Hotel  and Bar http://www.sportsmenscr.com/    This is were I recommend you stay. Beautiful rooms at all price levels and full kitchen with great affordable food. The bar is great. The  independent  Girls  from all over the world show up at 11AM-11PM Prices are about 60-80 US per hour with all nighters available for 120-150 US. A lot of beautiful girls starting at 18 years of age but experience may vary, make sure you ask  for blow job without condom before picking your girl. Great environment and a lot of American and Canadian and European men to  hang out with and great atmosphere , Great Bartenders.

2. Hotel  Little Havana. (Formally the Zona Blue) I would stay here if you really like to fuck a lot or if you really are a Blow Job perfectionist. When it used to be The Zona Blue many years  ago I personally was schooled there on the perfect Blow job techniques. Experienced women stand over  you  while you master the rhythm and technique of the perfect blowjob on many different men.  Ball massage and lickage and prostate massage during Blow job is also covered including proper swallowing techniques. Little Havana does not allow independent girls work there. The American owners and managers select the girls by hand on there technique and reputation.24 girls are available to the hotel patrons at $35 an hour.  There is no kitchen in the Hotel but it has a nice bar. Probably some of the best Blow jobs in the world occur here. Rooms are clean and nice $65 a night.

3. The DELREY BAR CASINO and Hotel. http://www.delreyhotel.com  Well what can I say some of the finest women in the world travel there to work including me. All the girls are independent and rates start at $100 an hour.This place is ground zero in San Jose but I would only spend 25% of my stay there, just to expensive and it really caters to the sex tourist that has not done his homework . The Key Largo Bar is there its considered one of the top 12 Bars in the World. A great place to drink and watch the pussy parade of $1000 dresses and the spinners in them.

4.RELAX, IDEM, EUROPA2000. These are Massage Parlors  or MP’S. This is were to go for your afternoon orgasm. Each location has about 12 girls all about 7/7 -9/9 range. They are standing in front of you and you pick one, then you are lead into a small bedroom for your session.  $14 Half hour $28 1 Hour. The girls here range from 18-36 and are selected by the Costa Rican management based on there experience. I usually go into a room and witness the sessions a few times when I visit CR so I can examine the techniques. These places are more focused on sex  then companionship. The massage quality is quite good and Blowjob is always without condom and swallowing is usually expected as it should. These places are really hot and sleazy and I think there great because it reduces the sexual edge so you can face the rest of the day with clear vision of what you want for the night.From Blowjob to Fucking these places give you the biggest bang for the buck without a doubt. Good place again for a pit stop in the afternoon.

In conclusion of this report I must make some important points.

1. While in CR 3 Pops a day is common Viagra and Cialis is sold at the Pharmacies  for 3 dollars a pill.

2. Drugs such as cocaine are sold in the open practically for very little money. An eight ball cost $40. I bring this up  because even though I personally hate drug users  you must be warned that even though there are drugs available everywhere in CR cheap, it is illegal and you could go to jail. Plus its not good for your health.

3. Never travel  late at night by foot. Even though there are police on every corner now, you still stand out as a American, and you could be mugged. Use common sense.

If you like to Fuck and Suck and Party like I do .. Costa Rica is Heaven on Earth. Every horny man and woman should have the drive to visit this Garden and experience the "Pura Vida"
You only live once this is a must do...

Please contribute your own experiences to this article if you can..Thanx

Love

Val

Reminds me of the old twsg days on paranoia.com.  Excellent work!

Gonna print this and put it my travel kit.
Wish someone would do the same for places like...
.. Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
.. Panama City, Panama
.. Tegucigalpa, Honduras

And I wonder if such places exist in Europe or the countries to the east
like Romania, etc.

I've been there, and it the bars, but nothing organized list this report

A traveling man needs his entertainment  lol

Thanks for taking the time to put this together.  Really helpful advice.

Not sure when I will make it to Costa Rica, but will keep this in mind!

Thanks a lot, both for this info, and all your other posts.  You always have something intriguing to add here!

If I ever find myself in Costa Rica I will be forewarned.  and be full of good information. Thanks Val! You do rock.

and just head on down to Costa Rica and have a fuck fest!!!...Any takers???

Great Reading very informative.

I've been going to CR for many years and I always have a good time there. I've stayed at Sportsmen's many times and they always treat you right there. Everything is a short walk or cab ride from there. Although, it is getting more expensive than it used to be, but its still a good value.

but at least you didn't post anything dangerous in this post.

While I can't hope to dispute every inaccuracy you have posted, a few points leap out at me. First off I can't think of a single time I have seen a $1000 dress at the Key Largo, and I have been there hundreds of times, Viagra and other ED drugs are legal and are available over the counter, but not at $3 a pill, $8-10 is more like the average price.

Now on to the more important points, yes travel at night by foot is not wise and NO there is not a cop on every corner, the park has a police officer there at night, but it's still rather dangerous to walk through as the trannies are agressive and often armed. There are massage parlours galore within walking distance of the Sportsman/Del Rey to claim that there are dozens of chicas that rate between a 7 and 9 is just untrue unless you are using the TER mangina scale. On average if there are a dozen chicas at a MP you will have eight chicas that merit only a four to a six rating, maybe two sevens, and if you are extremely lucky perhaps one or two eights. Nines in the MP's are almost unheard of, especially since they have run off almost all of the Colombiannas. Still a good value for the buck, but you go too far in romanticizing Costa Rica,

Sorry to burst your bubble AGAIN, but you seem to view Costa Rica through rose colored glasses, as much as I enjoy the country, and I have been there well over ONE HUNDRED times, I can't in good conscience give an unrealistic expectation to my fellow mongers.

My last three trips, all in the month of May have been spur of the moment.

Costa Rica is a mongers dream, but I don't believe in embellishing the truth, many of your claims are more wishful thinking, and/or fond memories that current information.

By far the hottest chicas in all of Latin America, Costa Rica included are the Colombianas, and they were run out of Costa Rica for the most part almost two years ago. 9's, even at the Del Rey, where all the chicas aspire to work, are few are far between. It's still a great place, but you are more likely to find a hundred chicas working the Del Rey on a busy night than the 3-400 you found during the "glory days"

I still recommend every whore monger go there at least once, as I said, I was there three times in the last month, but keep your expectations realistic. Some of what Valerie says is accurate, chicas average $100 for an hour or two, much cheaper at the MP's you can still find the ocassional nine, and there are 7's gallore, and keep in mind I am a very tough grader, not to appear to be picking on Val again, but as a point of reference, I would rate (strictly from her pics) a six or maybe a seven at highest. Provider ratings on TER are so skewed IMO that any woman with a pulse seems to get an eight rating. lol

I am in no way trying to discourage guys from going to Costa Rica, but I feel I have a reputation to uphold, and if guys are going down there partially based on my claims that they are going to find 9s and 10s for a hundred bucks, I would feel that I was leading my brother mongers astray and I would lose whatever credibility I have built over the last eight years or so. After all, I was made a mod without having posted a single review, my credibility is important to me.

Now if you really want to see some 9s and 10s go to Colombia, there are more 10s in Colombia than any other place I have ever been, BTW that's where I am right now, Bogota Colombia. I would recommend however if you are not an experienced traveler and/or have at least some command of the Spanish language, Costa Rica, and/or Panama would be a much better place to start.

but expecting a bunch of 8's and 9's for $25 is no longer realistic. It wasn't long ago that you really could find loads of hotties for that price though, only about 5 years ago this was true, but alas no more. Still a great value for your american dollar however.


also keep in mind that my grading is much tougher than the average TER reviewer, I am probably at least two full points tougher than the average TER reviewer. I don't give out 8s for simply showing up and being younger than 60.

and yes I have been there many, many times, well over a hundred I am sure. I also frequent Panama and Colombia, since the hottest women in Latin America  all seem to come from Colombia, I figured I might as well go to the source. lol And BTW that is where I am right now.

and please, please, don't let me give you the impression that Costa Rica is no longer worth going to, I had my first "foursome" ever a couple of weeks ago. One civvie bartender that I have been seeing invited one her provider GF who in turn invited another provider. Long story short, two hours of total debauchery with three chicas at the same time for about $200, I did run up about a five hundred dollar bar tab getting us "in the mood", but who's quibbling about a few hundred bucks? lol

Yes, Costa Rica is still a mongers paradise, I just feel compelled to "keep it real" so to speak.

The perfect blow job, your post makes me want to hop a jet to CR today! (or your place!!).

Hot info and lots of it. You Da Woman!!!

Thanks for providing the details!

It did not make sense anyway. Why would I spend $100 an hour if I can can get 9's for $25.

That said you sure have been there alot.

I keep this post on The Florida Board because even though It's of National Board Substance I am to afraid your going to kick my ass again..........

As a provider I dont have the 110% access like a hardcore monger like yourself has in Costa Rica. You dont just know basic CR but you know the politics of the country all the owners of the clubs and even all the Bartenders in CR. You know after the election they hired the tourest police..They give you the brocher right at the airport and there were cops everywere this visit.The park in-front of the Delrey is now lit up at night and the gaurd shack is occupied..Yes I would still be cautious

My post are geared to get the first timers safely on a plane and experience this oasis as virgins. Remember your first time? It must of been heaven for you to want to go back hundreds of times again...

Yes the wealth of the top end Girls at the Delrey has gone way up especially the Columbians, did you see the Escalades parked in Front of the Delrey? Yes 2 of them belong to girls I went to a calispo Bar in Tobias with them and there homes, there Breast implants there houses and there cash I seen inside the top chica life..CR is evolving for the real pros..

Sir, Please understand the majority of the guys here who are my clients have never experieced the true leche time that you and I have been so used to. They are used to a slim variety, hell screening processes, and 300-400 an hour rates. I have takin 7 guys most of them with there friends  To CR and they have cum back changed people..You know the change I am talking about? The culture shock thing between Chicas and Gringas? Its embedded itself in there souls
they have become passionatly addicted.

GA, listen I know your the big cheese..encourage your brothers to experience the "PURA VIDA"
alot of these guys need it..as a man you dont know what alot of these men feel like inside like I do. There liberation from there sexual issues and hurt feelings..they cant find the perfect fix..You know better then me what repeated visits to your favorite chica can lead to...encourage it for our TER brothers.........The Maps and Details put a little fire under there ass so they go for it......encourage it ...Remember you have been back hundreds of times why....?( Same reason as me..Just more visits then myself )

Next time you have a trip planned to CR e-mail me a month a head of time ......and I will meet you at the Delrey at the Bar..........I will on a daily basis out drink you if it kills me........and dont give me any crap cause I will prove to you..what this Gringa can do $$..not  from The mongers but from the First timers especially the Europeans ...Bet, Bet

Respectfully,

Val

"Me vagina"
And somehow I'm perfectly fine with that!

and don't get me wrong I love blancas as much as chicas, but I do prefer my  sexual partners to be of a certain age, and that age is almost always 30 or less, with rare exceptions. This is not a slam on more "mature" ladies in general or you in particuar, just a matter of personal preference.

I will however disagree with you and everyone else who claims a "chica joven" can't bring the same fire and passion as a "vieja", that's just a myth propagated by older women who can no longer compete on looks alone, and repeated by brainwashed gringos who can't get a young girl's motor running. lol I'll take your word about how beautiful your pussy is, and I am sure you are great in bed, but my opinion is just that MY opinion, all the lobbying, in Spanish or any other language is not going to change my mind, but I will be more than happy to buy you both an Imperial and a Bailey, or several if you'd like.

I do have one major issue with a couple of your claims that I find conflicting, you claim that you easily clear five grand a week while in CR, yet in the very same thread claim that 8's and 9's are readilly  avalable for $25 an hour. how do you reconcile those two claims?

The current exchange rate is apprx 500 colones to the US dollar.

FWIW you don't really even need to exchange your US dollars, virtually everybody, including providers accept dollars.

Yo se la verdad ..usted no te gusta las gringas y tienes problema con Gringas que tienen la boca granda y hablan mucho.

Yo no estoy insultada a que usted haces con todo eso.

Me vagina y cara es muy bonita y la gente agui saben eso.......Soy muy caliente en todas las partes.......

No soy una latina completa pero sexo con mi es muy mas bueno y te saco la leche 3 veces en un dia....

Las ninas gue usted te gusta no tienen en el corazon la passion sexual gue se necesita para hombres mas maturos..........yo lo se...  verdad yo lo se

Yo se porgue usted hablas de todo eso muy negativo no de costa rica...de yo..pero escucha, yo se los dos partes.........Y tengo el mas bueno de las dos...........

Quiero Imperial Senor y un Baileys

Y todas las gringas no son el mismo

Respecto y pura vida

Val

I am now interested in doing San Jose sometime. Prices are pretty good I'm guessin pesos lol. Opting for the Sportsmen and finding a chick for an all nighter.

This is what erotic dreams are made of!

gq

Ok
You had a great deal for $700 all in!

I see your point about looks.. but how about performance. How likely are you to get 8-10?

WC

I for one appreciate the report Valerie.

5 years ago (dammit, it's been THAT fucking long) I could have written a similar one about the Dominican Republic, which I visited with friends as a "sex tourist" when I was 20 (the incoceivable damage it did to my libido and a place I went to 12 times total, but not it the last 5 years.

Your tales of CR are eerily similar to my experience in DR, so I believe you.

I have been to a few other south American countries but not for the same... "purpose", so unfortunately I can't compre with other places. For what I hear however, Central America and the carribbean (except Puerto Rico- in which the hobby scene is pretty much like here, but no screening) are pretty like you describe CR.

Lastly... Your Spanish is solid, let me know if you need tutoring to perfect it!

Excellent report Val, hope to check out the action sometime!

I expect you will refresh my memory of these details when we go next year....

See you on my next trip to Florida!

RocketMan