Hi, I'm Barbie! I am 5' tall, 90 pounds, and here to make your holiday stress disappear!
Now, it's that time of year again!
The Salvation Army is dusting off their bells, kids are pretending that they behaved all year long, and there's annoying music on store PA systems everywhere.
Most importantly, it's also time for my yearly toy drive! (No, not THOSE kinds of toys, you perverts.)
I am collecting toys to donate to the USMC Toys For Tots drive.
As a special incentive, if you bring me a new, unwrapped childrens toy, I will give a $25 discount on any encounter of one hour or more.
All toys collected will be taken to an area Toys For Tots drop-off center. I found one drop-off center that accepts toys until 12/23, so the special will run until then.
Last year, people were very generous in their giving, and I hope the same holds true this year.
I hope to see you soon!
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