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ValerieXXX See my TER Reviews 1502 reads
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Providers please dont read this..Its embarrasing enough

First of all thank you I think I have had like 20 incall appointments and 7 outcall in the past week..Its about time you local fellas came out... But please if your going to visit for half hour and the rate is less than half and your still short $20 bucks then you drink a glass full of $200  cognac take a shower watch porn while you get top secret BBBJ fill my stomach with 300 calaries of protein...then lay there with you hand over your face saying that was incredable...and you are with me more than 40 mins please dont:

Do not e-mail me me telling me That you are not going to write a review because you just got one pop in half hour and felt a little rushed..WTF...I dont work for reviews I work to make you happy and to get paid...If you want a cheap bastard half hour I want to see mister happy in one hand and a drink in the other within 10 minutes

(Non-cheap bastards please pretend you did not see this)

I am not walmart

Thanks

Love

Val

Sindie Symons632 reads

I love your posts girl, but this one...I swear I have went through a whole box of kleenex laughing my ass off!

You rock girl!!!

XOXO...Sindie

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Whereaminow552 reads

I do not have a dog in the hunt, but I have never ever went into any setting not knowing what was in my wallet.  If I do not have enough to play, then I do not call in the first place.
Just sayin.

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DirtyDaego739 reads

of being a Non-cheap bastard that pretends he didn't see this. ;)
Couldn't help it.

Now...if this isn't fictional (and I'll bet it's not) I'd LOVE to see the look on the toolbag's face when he reads this!

Nothing like a good chuckle on a Monday!

Just sayin'

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Hardwood4691907 reads

That was some kinda funny. I just saw the guy laying there with his hand over his face saying "That was incredible." LMAO

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justgivemeareason463 reads

None of this would have happened. Told you I would pay you back Next Tuesday.

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DirtyDaego732 reads

but I eat a lot of red meat and pasta. YMMV
;)

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Alphasdan896 reads

That may be the best post ever........

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jabiru683 reads

Sorry Val, I could not resist.  And I definitely need to meet you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a great week!
J

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1rob407 reads

and if I ever head to Costa Rica, would love to have you for a tour guide-smile 1rob....always love your posts...OUT    8-)

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muwaaaah!
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Posted By: ValerieXXX
Providers please dont read this..Its embarrasing enough

First of all thank you I think I have had like 20 incall appointments and 7 outcall in the past week..Its about time you local fellas came out... But please if your going to visit for half hour and the rate is less than half and your still short $20 bucks then you drink a glass full of $200  cognac take a shower watch porn while you get top secret BBBJ fill my stomach with 300 calaries of protein...then lay there with you hand over your face saying that was incredable...and you are with me more than 40 mins please dont:

Do not e-mail me me telling me That you are not going to write a review because you just got one pop in half hour and felt a little rushed..WTF...I dont work for reviews I work to make you happy and to get paid...If you want a cheap bastard half hour I want to see mister happy in one hand and a drink in the other within 10 minutes

(Non-cheap bastards please pretend you did not see this)

I am not walmart

Thanks

Love

Val
Epic thread. I wish you could do stickies on this board, this should forever stay on page 1.

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