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A couple of years ago when my ex-boyfriend and I were hooking up, he told me that he wanted me to name his penis. I explained to him that I wasn't sure what a good name for his penis was, but thought it would be kinda fun.  I just had no clue what to name it right then and there lol!

So, guys please fess up and let me know his name, have you ever changed his name, or if you ever HAD to change it for reasons unknown.

Also, if any of your lovers knew his name did she/they ever call him by another name by mistake? lmao

Related Link: PENIS NAME GENERATOR

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SiliconeMister1298 reads

It's effective.

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mconnection870 reads

Names for my cock, both given by my SO for different reasons at different times during our 43 years. The first being "Stanley" and the 2nd being " The Big Ragu".
Cougar the 2nd named one I would like to share with you!!!

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A couple of years ago when my ex-boyfriend and I were hooking up, he told me that he wanted me to name his penis. I explained to him that I wasn't sure what a good name for his penis was, but thought it would be kinda fun.  I just had no clue what to name it right then and there lol!

So, guys please fess up and let me know his name, have you ever changed his name, or if you ever HAD to change it for reasons unknown.

Also, if any of your lovers knew his name did she/they ever call him by another name by mistake? lmao

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beach62161324 reads

Lol

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golmgo866 reads

I plugged in my name in the link you provided and it came back...Godzilla! Lol! Funny, I don't remember Godzilla being friendly and cute. I remember Godzilla walking thru Manhatten and people were running away in fear for their lives. You know what would happen if I unleashed myself in the streets of Manhatten? Nada.  
Maybe I'll go with Baby Godzilla the one eyed monster of love.

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eom

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keystonekid913 reads

entered the name Herman, which is what Mr. Happy was once named.

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faxinator683 reads

But I won't share the name, since it is a famous name.

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HotCougarMilf953 reads

To see what's hangin!

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I called it Exy... short for Excalibur.
I named it that because it's big, "magical", powerful & beautiful to me.

I haven't seen Sailbad in many moons but, we keep in touch &...
when he PM's me... he still signs his messages... "ME & Exy".




Posted By: hotcougarmilf
A couple of years ago when my ex-boyfriend and I were hooking up, he told me that he wanted me to name his penis. I explained to him that I wasn't sure what a good name for his penis was, but thought it would be kinda fun.  I just had no clue what to name it right then and there lol!

So, guys please fess up and let me know his name, have you ever changed his name, or if you ever HAD to change it for reasons unknown.

Also, if any of your lovers knew his name did she/they ever call him by another name by mistake? lmao

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jgoodman222749 reads

My wife used to have a name for my unit.  But it has been slow long, I have honestly forgotten it.

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HotCougarMilf1007 reads

take it or leave it?  Go try for yourself and see what cums up!

-- Modified on 7/18/2012 11:01:52 PM

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jgoodman222860 reads

A creative use of alliteration, do you often name the penises of men you have never met?

I think I should sponsor a contest:  Name that penis, but what to give to the winner?

hmmm...

I'm sure I'll think of something.

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HotCougarMilf697 reads

and if you don't like it we can name it together if you like!

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Crazy Diamond956 reads

Don't call him Dick, unless you're a friend.  He told me that every provider can call him Dickie, since he has yet to meet a lady he didn't love, and he is still a kid at heart...

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