I recall the joke about two shipwrecked dowagers and the foul-mouthed ship captain's parrot adrift together on a log. "So how's yer ass?" the bird squaked. "Aw, SHUT UP!" retorted one indignant lady. "So's mine," said the other, "must be the salt water!"
I recall the joke about two shipwrecked dowagers and the foul-mouthed ship captain's parrot adrift together on a log. "So how's yer ass?" the bird squaked. "Aw, SHUT UP!" retorted one indignant lady. "So's mine," said the other, "must be the salt water!"
I recall the joke about two shipwrecked dowagers and the foul-mouthed ship captain's parrot adrift together on a log. "So how's yer ass?" the bird squaked. "Aw, SHUT UP!" retorted one indignant lady. "So's mine," said the other, "must be the salt water!"
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