Here is an excuse you can use the next time you get pulled over!!

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

Suddenely he thought,"What am I doing?" I'm too old for this! and pulled over to awaite thte troopers arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said,"Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes, Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding--a reason I've never heard before --"I'll let you go,"

The old gentleman paused then said,"Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir" replied the State Trooper.