I had so many sexy plans for the 3-day weekend... and then my Mom called. So yes, I'm back to the homestead for some old-style family fun.

What is everyone else doing? Make me jealous!

Tabu - in light of your challenge to make you jealous; I am hosting a wonderful provider for the early part of the weekend. Just a simple overnight where I'll take her to dinner, spend some time in the spa with her and fulfill a melange of fantasies while she's visiting. It's likely that I'll have a coronary or other obstructive occlusion while she's here but, I'll go out happy. Have you ever wondered what being with an Olympic volleyball player would be like? That's what my weekend will be....I'm sure helping Mom and the family cook meals, serve the men-folk, etc will be fun (sarcasm implied and stated) but won't measure up to my weekend. If I'm not back on the boards within a few days - say a prayer to Baby Jesus (he's the cutest one) and let me go.....just let me go to the quiet, peaceful sleep of angels and providers dressed as angels....who, by the way, don't charge when you're dead!!!

JC