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:o) Bollocks!!! It's St. Paddy's & Mic Madness !!!! (Pic) ;-)teeth_smile
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Let’s Party! It St. Patrick’s Day…where we’re all Irish today!

Some Irish songs for ya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=852gverKRPo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5626WzsfMw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkjCBCKT5qk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdDnpkR3AQ&feature=related

Some Porn Video’s from the Homeland for ya!!!
Kiss Me, I’m Shit Faced!
http://www.spankwire.com/Irish-Blondy-is-Back/video109286/

Young Irish Rose
http://www.spankwire.com/Young-Irish-Redhead/video121188/

Irish Girls Vid
http://www.slutload.com/watch/py3zuZfsEzk/celtic-cuties-st-patrick-s-day-2010.html#


Irish Playboy
http://www.slutload.com/watch/rMuFai1RqRV/Playboy-Model-Sasha-Singleton-Luck-of-the-Irish.html

Irish Cream
http://www.xvideos.com/video124552/bitch_wants_irish_cream_

An Irish Shot!
http://www.keezmovies.com/video/luck-of-the-irish-584880



Two Irish jokes for ya!

1. A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from an Irish Bog.

A Gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shit an pish!'

The man replies, 'My Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me'?

The keeper replies, 'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!

2. Shayne had been drinking at his local pub all day and most of the
night.

Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight,
Shayne".

Shayne replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Shayne spins around
on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. "Shite" he
says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.

He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. He looks
to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the
door and get some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door
and shimmies up the doorframe. He sticks his head outside and takes a
deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto
the sidewalk.

He falls flat on his face.

"I'm fockin' focked," he says. He can see his house just a few doors
down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the doorframe, opens the
door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says "No
fockin' way".

He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it
to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.

He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.

The next morning, his wife, Mary, comes into the room carrying a cup
of coffee and says, "Get up Shayne. Did you have a bit to drink last
night?".

Shayne says, "I did Mary. I was fockin' p!ssed. But how'd you know?"
"Mick called. You left your wheelchair at the pub again!"

Slainte’& Enjoy!

….Want some?!  Have an Irish Breakfast with an Irish banger (sausage)!

Any volunteers? She said…”Kiss me, I’m Irish.” So what are you waiting for?

& wash that down with a pint of Guinness!!

...it looks like it needs to licked, whoops, I mean picked!

Not really, let's stay w/licked!
What a fresh flower!!!!

I’m off to the pub for Lunch  for corn beef & cabbage, a couple of Guinness’ (Pic)……
….and afterwards to practice Irish Yoga w/the boys! ;-)

Everyone have a Happy St Patrick’s Day! We’re all Irish today!

Slainte’& Enjoy!


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Happy St. Patrick's Day, to you.
Be safe.

Saint Patrick was a gentleman,
Who through strategy and stealth,
Drove all the snakes from Ireland,
Here’s a toasting to his health.
But not too many toastings
Lest you lose yourself and then
Forget the good Saint Patrick
And see all those snakes again.
'Beannachtam na Feile Padraig!'
Happy St. Patrick's Day!

would you happen to have the ladies phone numbers?

And as a thanks to you, another Irish joke;

Murphy & O'Leary go fishing in their small boat on the lake.  After a bit, Murphy gets a tug on his line & reels it in. Seems he's snagged a lamp; while they're wiping it dry, a Genie emerges.  The Genie says 'You have freed me from the lamp, but I am a minor genie, so I can only grant you one wish!'  Murphy thinks for a second and says 'OK. turn the entire lake into Guinness.'  So the Genie says 'Master, be it done!' and the entire lake changes into Guinness.  After a minute, O'Leary smacks Murphy up side his head.  Murphy says 'What's wrong with you, I go the whole lake changed to Guinness!'  O'Leary says 'Eejut! Now we've got to piss in the boat!'

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