I will be in Orlando next week for a conference, staying near the airport.   I want to entertain a guest who is a true oral artist - someone who derives tremendous satisfaction from delivering toe-curling BBBJ pleasure  to a dude who is just lying back enjoying himself.   I don't really care if we do much else during our date.  The provider should be someone who, when positioned between my freshly-showered legs, will think she has her lips around the most delicious Creamsicle ever made.  She wants to make love to it, not devour it in one bite.   she wants the taste buds on her lips to enjoy it, but also every taste bud within her mouth and the back of her throat.   She doesn't want to touch the Creamsicle with her hands as that might deaden the delicious flavor.   And when she senses that the Creamsicle has gotten so much attention and heat  that it may soon melt and fall off the stick, she will back away from it to let it cool back down, prolonging the amount of time during which she can savor the exquisite taste.   When she finally does get to the point where the Creamsicle's custard filling explodes, she will make a show of slowly swallowing every last drop, or perhaps transferring it to my mouth so that I too can revel in the deliciousness.

Troll has 7 more whitelists than you.  Just sayin.....

But if you search by reviewer, his whitelist does come up... Not that it means he isn't a troll, but he is obviously a legit monger.

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a tool perhaps... He is a bit full of himself... and his handle tells me he may be overcompensating for something... Just sayin'

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to hide?  I never understood reviewing using an alias.

She's also been spotted in Cali. too, while touring.
Sorry couldn't help my self.
pk

He posted under his handle, which doesn't have any reviews, probably because he's too lazy to write them.  If he's posted reviews under an alias, then I agree with you.  If he has an alias, we don't know what it is to check.

Just to remove the apparent mystery, I do not write reviews.  Neither under this handle nor any alias.

I loved creamsicles until I read this. Now, I might switch to Eskimo pies just sayin'.  

I never understood the alias thing here at all. Let's face it ... EVERY handle here is an alias, why complicate that?

I put a like on this. I feel badly now for chiming in but, as a woman.... your whole original post came across (at least to THIS woman) as unbelievably egotistical and I have never cared for "enormous cocks" so, I guess I had a rude moment. Sorry. Good luck on your search.

I was thinking butterfinger blizzard from DQ...
smeard all over our body parts....mmmmhmmmm.

Heheheee .... yum indeed ... EOM

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hobbyists to step up and help you when you don't help others by writing reviews?

Half of the hobbyists have already forgotten their last date and half of the providers play bingo and knit sweaters.  

Not every hobbyist writes reviews, and there is no requirement to do so. If you don't want to help then you should STFU and play some checkers. Your constant whining about aliases and others reviews is old as hell.

A legit hobbyist who trolls ISO? He's got six whitelists. He should be able to find what he's looking for. Maybe the Bond girl can help him out.  

Yes, he should be able to do adequate research on his own. Three possibilities. He's too lazy to search, his VIP has lapsed or he harmlessly wants recommendations.

Bless your little heart!

I just hate ISO's here. That is all.  

If the user doesn't review then there isn't a quick link to their review page which includes whitelist.

You must mean the one who questioned why a guy would hide his whitelists? Mensa material that one.