I wasn't paying close enough attention to room numbers. Got to a room where door was cracked open slightly so I went in. Room totally empty but had been used. Called provider and asked where she was. She said, "In the room." That's when I figured I was in the wrong room, and got the hell out. She was next door. Felt like a friggin idiot, but all ended well.
I’ve gone to the wrong room @ a hotel & a guy answered with me holding a gift bag as he opened the door & me blurting out “Hi Sweetie….oops, wrong room!” The dude just laughed.
I’ve also had my leg slip off a chair giving doggie, & fell on my ass….left that out of the review.
I wasn't paying close enough attention to room numbers. Got to a room where door was cracked open slightly so I went in. Room totally empty but had been used. Called provider and asked where she was. She said, "In the room." That's when I figured I was in the wrong room, and got the hell out. She was next door. Felt like a friggin idiot, but all ended well.
Headed in the right direction and started looking at room numbers. Made erroneous assumption (never to be repeated) that rooms were numbered odd one side and even on the other--they weren't! I was looking for 414 (fictitious--don't really remember) so when I saw 412 assumed it was next; unfortunately it wasn't, but the door was slightly ajar, so I pushed it open halfway to look and saw a little kid coming toward the door! Said OOPS! and went next door to the actual 414. Later the lady & I had a slight chuckle about it, but I'm a lot more careful about room numbers now.
During a double, my girlfriend slid right off my bed and hit the floor..darn satin sheets. She was there one minute and gone the next..she wasn't hurt and we laughed about it.
I found out that a lady I had seen before was going to be travelling to the same city I was travelling to, and set up a date. When I got there, I called, and discovered that not only were we in the same hotel, but in adjacent rooms.
Had a hot S FL spanish lady visiting me in my hotel room in S beach, family with teenage boys next to my room, there must have been some mixup in directions. There she was with long dark hair, 28yrs old, hot spanish woman with sunglasses..killer outfit...on a cell phone...and a large plastic bag of goodies knocking on 1728 instead of 1726 asking me where I was...the teenage boys answered.
I visited someone at their incall, drove up behind a car, punched in the code, saw the car in front was pausing to leave the gate open for me, then went on to the designated building.
The car followed me.
Turns out it was the husband-wide team who does not live there but does the maintenence and wishes they lived there.
The ran up to my door when I parked and demanded to know why I was there, who I was seeing, what unit number, the wife started shouting "get the tag number and call the police", while the husband was on the phone calling someone to veerify whose unit it was. Then they went away. Then went to my appointment.
Never went back.
What a shame because it was such a good appointment.
Back when I was in college a girlfriend was going wild on top. Her knee slipped off the edge of the bed and she fell to the floor. My dick made a sound like a knuckle cracking. I was too embarrassed to go to a doctor, being the dumb kid I was. We did massage & ice packs for a couple weeks until it was feeling better. Ten years later I started having some discomfort at the old injury site. I went to a urologist who told me that I had gotten a penile fracture that day and I was very lucky that it healed properly on it's own. (A few years later he got killed in a plane crash. RIP Dr. C.)
Called a hot looking provider I noticed on EROS while I was traveling. Had a wonderful GFE experience. Afterwards,started to talk about my hometown and she turned pale. Found out she was from my hometown and my daughter babysit her and her father and I had been classmates. Whoops!
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