Hello Everybody and welcome 2018!  

I was doing a little reflecting the other day about all the exciting and not so exciting experiences I have had within this hobby.  Two specific events came to my mind that particularly stood out.  

A couple of years ago I was on a  trip with a lovely gentleman that flew me out to Tampa for the weekend. Saturday morning started off with some fun in the outside hot tub and then we decided to take things upstairs.  Frolicking around the bedroom and in the heat of passion while I was running around the bed I had not noticed the rather large wooden bed post just at knee level. I cut my corner a little shy and hit my knee and Tore my ACL.  I was on the next flight out and had surgery the following week.  Bedposts=Hazards of the Job.

The second event that left a mark was a living room head collision between myself and a hot wife during a threesome.  The party didn't stop that night although I am pretty sure we both had concussions.  

Does anybody have any similar off the wall experiences? Or am I the only clumsy one here?  

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Elle Vegas (the sexy swinger)

That is an awesome read Elle! You can’t be the only clumsy one out there. I can’t wait to read the others input!!

One time up in Pennsylvania the Provider was walking me upstairs to her bedroom in this very old house which had extremely low ceilings in the staircase and I knocked my head pretty severely at the turn of the stair on the ceiling.  I saw stars but continued up to her room but let's say I  wasn't at my best.  In retrospect I should have left right then.  

I wouldn't mind "bumping" into you though Elle!  

you certainly won't get a concussion.  

and falling on to it.   Luckily for me as I was falling the bat also fell over pretty immediately so I was not hurt. But.. there was an intense moment of OUCHHHHHHHHH WTF!!!

Orlando, Daytona area Jan 16-18th.

That's Exactly what I was I thinking...I can't possibly be the only one!  
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Elle

penis first.

I broke a boner once.  Not intended of course.  I was in you basic cow girl ride with a partner with a rather large member.  He zig and I zag and it missed the mark, he bent in half.  We kept going. The next day his unit was black and blue. I broke his dick folks.  

I am happy to say that there was no permanent damage he just needed to hide is dick from his wife for a couple of weeks,  and that was no problem since she had not seen it in years.  

 
Kisses

Elle Vegas (the Sexy Swinger)

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I remember having sex in missionary with a provider on a water bed.     Not sure how old it was at her place, it split right under her and we both got soaked in water and her room was a mess.     I helped her by sharing half of the expense to throw out the water bed and fix her room.  

Many yrs ago I was with a favorite lady doing 69 with her on top in the hammock in my back yard when one of the support ropes tied to a tree broke...we were dumped on the ground like a rock but neither of us missed a lick or a suck and kept right on going.
We did have some BIG laughs about it later. 😋

I have not had a lot of injuries from hobbying but swinging can be dangerous!  The more folks in the pile, the more likely an elbow or knee might end up hurting.  Of course falling off beds happens but playing on the floor can be fun too.   I had an elbow rammed into my eye and my contact shifted; for a moment I thought I was blinded!  One client I now avoid because he always wanted to hold me upside down (69 while standing) and I was afraid he would drop me and break my neck!  

Knocks on wood!