I have a fondness for natural women and they are very hard to find in the business these days & it is an inappropriate question to ask over the phone.  Are there any girls out there who haven't shaved?

How about if up north it is a forest and down south it is a mowed pasture?

Good idea, but sadly only you and I will understand what I am trying to ask.  If I ask a girl or a booking agent over the phone if they are 'Up North' or 'Down South', they'll just say 'Huh' and when I try to explain, hang up.

In any case, do you know anybody who is untrimmed?