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Senator.Blutarsky 684 reads
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a tool perhaps... He is a bit full of himself... and his handle tells me he may be overcompensating for something... Just sayin' :)

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dickznormuss1319 reads

I will be in Orlando next week for a conference, staying near the airport.   I want to entertain a guest who is a true oral artist - someone who derives tremendous satisfaction from delivering toe-curling BBBJ pleasure  to a dude who is just lying back enjoying himself.   I don't really care if we do much else during our date.  The provider should be someone who, when positioned between my freshly-showered legs, will think she has her lips around the most delicious Creamsicle ever made.  She wants to make love to it, not devour it in one bite.   she wants the taste buds on her lips to enjoy it, but also every taste bud within her mouth and the back of her throat.   She doesn't want to touch the Creamsicle with her hands as that might deaden the delicious flavor.   And when she senses that the Creamsicle has gotten so much attention and heat  that it may soon melt and fall off the stick, she will back away from it to let it cool back down, prolonging the amount of time during which she can savor the exquisite taste.   When she finally does get to the point where the Creamsicle's custard filling explodes, she will make a show of slowly swallowing every last drop, or perhaps transferring it to my mouth so that I too can revel in the deliciousness.

I have done research and identified a couple candidates, but looking for suggestions from hobbyists or providers, to make sure I haven't missed anyone.   Feel free to PM or post your response

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dickznormuss717 reads

Troll has 7 more whitelists than you.  Just sayin.....

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Hardwood469584 reads

Bless your little heart!

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Senator.Blutarsky685 reads

a tool perhaps... He is a bit full of himself... and his handle tells me he may be overcompensating for something... Just sayin' :)

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pineknot675 reads

She's also been spotted in Cali. too, while touring.
Sorry couldn't help my self.
pk

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dickznormuss664 reads

Just to remove the apparent mystery, I do not write reviews.  Neither under this handle nor any alias.

Apologies for stirring up such a beehive.   I am surprised no one has had any useful suggestions to support one of your favorite local providers.    In similar situations, I have offered other mongers honest advice, helping great ladies who I know and respect....and enjoy

 

 

Posted By: dickznormuss
I will be in Orlando next week for a conference, staying near the airport.   I want to entertain a guest who is a true oral artist - someone who derives tremendous satisfaction from delivering toe-curling BBBJ pleasure  to a dude who is just lying back enjoying himself.   I don't really care if we do much else during our date.  The provider should be someone who, when positioned between my freshly-showered legs, will think she has her lips around the most delicious Creamsicle ever made.  She wants to make love to it, not devour it in one bite.   she wants the taste buds on her lips to enjoy it, but also every taste bud within her mouth and the back of her throat.   She doesn't want to touch the Creamsicle with her hands as that might deaden the delicious flavor.   And when she senses that the Creamsicle has gotten so much attention and heat  that it may soon melt and fall off the stick, she will back away from it to let it cool back down, prolonging the amount of time during which she can savor the exquisite taste.   When she finally does get to the point where the Creamsicle's custard filling explodes, she will make a show of slowly swallowing every last drop, or perhaps transferring it to my mouth so that I too can revel in the deliciousness.  
   
 I have done research and identified a couple candidates, but looking for suggestions from hobbyists or providers, to make sure I haven't missed anyone.   Feel free to PM or post your response

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Thewildthing701 reads

I put a like on this. I feel badly now for chiming in but, as a woman.... your whole original post came across (at least to THIS woman) as unbelievably egotistical and I have never cared for "enormous cocks" so, I guess I had a rude moment. Sorry. Good luck on your search.

BTW, the review system here IS a deterrent to some men I know for writing reviews here.  
So, you're not the only one ;)

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keystonekid615 reads

hobbyists to step up and help you when you don't help others by writing reviews?

Not happening here; do your own research.

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Panthera12587 reads

Not every hobbyist writes reviews, and there is no requirement to do so. If you don't want to help then you should STFU and play some checkers. Your constant whining about aliases and others reviews is old as hell.

The guy is a legitimate hobbyist and just because you were too stupid to research before hitting the keyboard doesn't mean that everyone else is

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MikeShanahan514 reads

A legit hobbyist who trolls ISO? He's got six whitelists. He should be able to find what he's looking for. Maybe the Bond girl can help him out.  

Posted By: Panthera12
Not every hobbyist writes reviews, and there is no requirement to do so. If you don't want to help then you should STFU and play some checkers. Your constant whining about aliases and others reviews is old as hell.  
   
 The guy is a legitimate hobbyist and just because you were too stupid to research before hitting the keyboard doesn't mean that everyone else is.  
   
 

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Panthera12654 reads

Yes, he should be able to do adequate research on his own. Three possibilities. He's too lazy to search, his VIP has lapsed or he harmlessly wants recommendations.

As far as the Bond girl, I would send him to Antarctica before throwing that one out to him. One thing for sure is that he can rule out the ho's on this thread so perhaps it was helpful already.

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MikeShanahan540 reads

I just hate ISO's here. That is all.  

Posted By: Panthera12
Yes, he should be able to do adequate research on his own. Three possibilities. He's too lazy to search, his VIP has lapsed or he harmlessly wants recommendations.  
   
 As far as the Bond girl, I would send him to Antarctica before throwing that one out to him. One thing for sure is that he can rule out the ho's on this thread so perhaps it was helpful already.  

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MikeShanahan593 reads

You must mean the one who questioned why a guy would hide his whitelists? Mensa material that one.  

Posted By: Panthera12
Yes, he should be able to do adequate research on his own. Three possibilities. He's too lazy to search, his VIP has lapsed or he harmlessly wants recommendations.  
   
 As far as the Bond girl, I would send him to Antarctica before throwing that one out to him. One thing for sure is that he can rule out the ho's on this thread so perhaps it was helpful already.  

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Thewildthing607 reads

I loved creamsicles until I read this. Now, I might switch to Eskimo pies just sayin'.  

 

 

Posted By: dickznormuss
I will be in Orlando next week for a conference, staying near the airport.   I want to entertain a guest who is a true oral artist - someone who derives tremendous satisfaction from delivering toe-curling BBBJ pleasure  to a dude who is just lying back enjoying himself.   I don't really care if we do much else during our date.  The provider should be someone who, when positioned between my freshly-showered legs, will think she has her lips around the most delicious Creamsicle ever made.  She wants to make love to it, not devour it in one bite.   she wants the taste buds on her lips to enjoy it, but also every taste bud within her mouth and the back of her throat.   She doesn't want to touch the Creamsicle with her hands as that might deaden the delicious flavor.   And when she senses that the Creamsicle has gotten so much attention and heat  that it may soon melt and fall off the stick, she will back away from it to let it cool back down, prolonging the amount of time during which she can savor the exquisite taste.   When she finally does get to the point where the Creamsicle's custard filling explodes, she will make a show of slowly swallowing every last drop, or perhaps transferring it to my mouth so that I too can revel in the deliciousness.  
   
 I have done research and identified a couple candidates, but looking for suggestions from hobbyists or providers, to make sure I haven't missed anyone.   Feel free to PM or post your response

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pineknot602 reads

I was thinking butterfinger blizzard from DQ...
smeard all over our body parts....mmmmhmmmm.

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Panthera12703 reads

Half of the hobbyists have already forgotten their last date and half of the providers play bingo and knit sweaters.  

Be careful driving around town. There is a pharmacy on every corner for a reason.

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