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wilco69 13 Reviews 588 reads
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This is thursday, stupid......lol.

Stud851338 reads

I got on an elevator today and this cute girl said very cheerfully T-G-I-F

I replied S-H-I-T

She again said T-G-I-F and I once again replied S-H-I-T

We repeated this a few times.

As she was getting off, she said T-G-I-F means "Thank God, It's Friday" to which I replied S-H-I-T means "Sorry Honey, It's Thursday"

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Du-megood535 reads

Thats an oldie , but GOOD one. Heres another:

Waitress comes up to a guy for his lunch order."I'll have a BLT-CUNT" says the customer

Huh'? says the waitress, obviously offended.

"Bacon, Lettuce Tomato-Cut Up Not Toasted" says the smartass guy.

Waitress takes his order and comes back with the sandwich, sets it down and says:

"Here's your BLT-SHIT."

"Pardon me"? says the guy

Waitress says:

Bacon,Lettuce,Tomato-Should've Had It Toasted"

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wilco69589 reads

This is thursday, stupid......lol.

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