After reflecting on some posts the last few days, I thought of something that may be fun to share experiences about. Remember the hobby world before internet? How did you get around? How did you do research? Nothing serious just fun stuff. remember going to the dark nasty porn shops to buy the local "swingers" publications? I remember learning the embarrassing way what "Best of both worlds" meant. The first time I was instructed to "get comfortable" it took nearly an hour until I realized what that meant. Step into the past with me for awhile and share some fun memories...................
okay, I'll give up the story.
1999 late in the year, I had gotten the latest swinger publication for Orlando and made the call to a beautiful young thing. The voice was deeper than expected, but I figured maybe she was older than advertised, no deal breaker for me. To naive me, the best of both worlds surely meant you can be married and still get pussy, right? After we began to set up a date, she finally said "You do realize I was born a man right?" That's when that sick feeling comes over you, like when your very well tuned radar has alerted you to a beautiful woman in the car a few links up, and when you get a closer look, WHAM, she doesn't have a pussy! So the libido disappears faster than a wet dream and your left hoping nobody ever finds out. Obviously we cancelled the date and when the libido came back later that day, I had to punish some poor girl for both the libido and emotional trauma by just getting a good furious lay.
13 years later, it's just a funny memory for me. Hope you liked it.
There are a lot better stories out there though. so please, someone, bail me out!
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1999 late in the year, I had gotten the latest swinger publication for Orlando and made the call to a beautiful young thing. The voice was deeper than expected, but I figured maybe she was older than advertised, no deal breaker for me. To naive me, the best of both worlds surely meant you can be married and still get pussy, right? After we began to set up a date, she finally said "You do realize I was born a man right?" That's when that sick feeling comes over you, like when your very well tuned radar has alerted you to a beautiful woman in the car a few links up, and when you get a closer look, WHAM, she doesn't have a pussy! So the libido disappears faster than a wet dream and your left hoping nobody ever finds out. Obviously we cancelled the date and when the libido came back later that day, I had to punish some poor girl for both the libido and emotional trauma by just getting a good furious lay.
13 years later, it's just a funny memory for me. Hope you liked it.
There are a lot better stories out there though. so please, someone, bail me out!
-- Modified on 10/4/2012 11:12:35 AM
you still have thoughts of a lost opportunity
Did you see yourself in the story somewhere? One thing is for sure. If I kick you in the teeth, I will get a lot more support from the board members here. Maybe I should be grateful when you reappear?
I can't add any. I never ventured into the escort world until way after the net made it so easy. Loved your story BTW......
Swim
I traveled to NYC for business on occasion and liked to got to apartments that were advertised in a monthly publication I could purchase at any one of the adult newsstands or bookstores in Times Square (before that area was cleaned up).
On one trip, I arrived mid-evening and didn't have time to get the latest issue but was itching to get out and get "some" before turning in. I had an old issue with me and went to one of the highly reviewed spots.
No appointment was necessary at these places and I walked in and saw the small lineup of ladies available. I chose the hottest looking one there -- a young blonde -- and was directed to a room while she went off to another room to prepare. While "getting comfortable" another lady -- a sexy and fiery brunette -- was talking to me and keeping me entertained as she stood by the door. We were really hitting it off and I was thinking just how pissed I was for not selecting the brunette over the blonde (who was taking forever to get ready, lol). And a hour or two later, I was even more pissed that I didn't think of asking if they would do a double. I didn't have the balls nor the indecency to tell the blonde to take a hike because I changed my mind and now wanted the brunette.
Anyway, the blonde comes to the room and we have a reasonably good time but nothing special.
The next morning, I picked up the latest issue of the magazine and lo and behold, guess who was on the cover as that month's featured girl???? You betcha, it was the brunette that I missed out on the night before. Well, I called later that evening to see if the brunette was working but unfortunately she was not. And I left town the next afternoon so I did not get another chance to go back.
When I returned to NYC for my next visit, I called the establishment and was told that my favorite brunette was no longer there. So, sadly, I had missed my chance.
Nevertheless, I always managed to enjoy myself in NYC back in those days. The magazine offered great reviews and some pics and the prices were always right! Sometimes, I wish I could relive those trips to some of those fun establishments.
Like ss64, I too would pick up swinger mags for potential leads, but found some success by enticiting stripper girls to one on one encounters outside the club. But, in early 90's, a buddy was getting married and we wanted to throw him a great send off party. Another friend got the names of two girls that would put on a show for us. I took the lead on contacting them and set up a meeting. (funny story here, i set up the meeting at the most discreet hole-in-the-wall bar i could find. I am sitting at a table waiting for the two girls, when, of course, a female co-worker of mine walks in and proceeds to sit down with me! Surprised, she asked what the heck I was doing in here! I explained we were planning a bachelor party and I finally said, "In a couple minutes, two "entertainers" are coming in to meet us. At that time, two striking, but obviously "hooker" type girls walk in. The look on co-workers face was priceless) Anyhow, the two girls put on a great show at friends house, complete with extra activities. I continued to see both of them individually, which led to a "referral" network of other girls...so I kind of hit the jackpot for pre-internet days!
ps. One of the ladies I met this way, over 15 years ago, is still active on TER....since it was pre-TER, I never posted a review....do you think TER will allow a 15 year old review! LOL!!!
We could probably get away with posting them on the board since they are old enough to not be a "shill". but, what do I know?
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Ha! I have thought about contacting her for a session, then posting a review I couldn't post 15 years ago. I may do that, it would be fun, but my interest seems to lean toward younger "spinner type" girls these days....still, it would bring back some wonderful times with her!
and the line-up thing. Do guys really like that? Or would it be better if you got to talk with the ladies before making a decision? Several times I had considered working at a brothel in NV just for the experience (and cause a couple friends of mine have done so), but the whole line-up just seems so cold and unappealing.
I remember using beepers before cell phones and wild side ads in the SF Weekly. While trying to get familiar with the business I attended a few "mixers" in SOMA and even went to a few of the sleaziest of sleezy (my favorite!!) sex/strip clubs in the Tenderloin. If any of you know the city it was called Market Street Cinema. To give you an idea of how crazy this place was I sat with a date in the theatre audience (many more areas to be explored behind the stage!!) and watched an "performer" get fisted by some guy and then run around the theatre like that. Yes!! - I saw it live!! I've talked about this before but my very first taste of an adult life came by way of a SF Brothel. I was dating a couple and I was their muse. They were the ones to direct me there - telling me I was a "natural". I couldn't stand it and lasted all of an hour but did meet an older woman who introduced me to the term "full service" and later that evening, my very first client. From there, I signed on with a high end agency in SF and the rest is history!
The lifestyle before the Internet, Eros & TER was wild and out of control. The benefit of these websites and others has offered a level of safety never possible before but it sure was fun to be out there running around at all hours of the night. I loved the risk and the rush I got from it.
xo LL
your post brings back many memories for me. 
Thanks for sharing!!
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