...Party hardy & have Great fun. Be safe, there are taxis & busses out there, or have a sober driver if your out & about today. My safe plans are made. No need to partake in the drink to be Irish today, just wear a wee bit 'o green today!
Now here is a fine Irish Lassy that seems to not be able to keep her green on today! Hope I find one of them today
Irish One liners.. Irish One Liner Joke 01 Q. “I hear Murphy died, ” said Pat. “Was he ill long?” A. “No,” said Mick. “He died in the best of health.” Irish One Liner Joke 02 Q. “O’Ryan,” asked the druggist, “did that mudpack I gave you improve your wife Bridget’s appearance?” A. “It did surely,” replied O’Ryan, “but it keeps fallin’ off!” Irish One Liner Joke 03 Q. “Well, Mike,” said the doctor. “I can’t quite diagnose your case. I think it must be the drink.” A. “Sure, that’s all right, doctor,” said Mike. “I know how you feel. I’ll come back when you’re sober.” Irish One Liner Joke 04 Q. An American lawyer asked, “Paddy, why is it that whenever I ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question? A. “Who told you that?” asked Paddy. Irish One Liner Joke 05 Q. Definition of an Irish husband? A. A man who hasn’t kissed his wife in twenty years, but he’ll kill the man who does. Irish One Liner Joke 06 Q. Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive? xIrish One Liner Joke 07 Q. His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan. “Did she say anything before she died?” asked the sergeant. A. “She spoke without interruption for about forty years,” said Finnegan. Irish One Liner Joke 08 Q. Irish lass customer: “Could I be trying on that dress in the window?” A. Shopkeeper: “Well now, I’d prefer that you use the dressing room.” Irish One Liner Joke 09 Q. Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen, “Is that you I hear spittin’ in the vase on the mantle piece?” A. “No,” said himself, “but I am gettin closer.” Irish One Liner Joke 10 Q. Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. A. Quinn considers him to be very lucky. His wife makes him walk. Irish One Liner Joke 11 Q. Paddy was walking through a graveyard when de came across a headstone with the inscription “Here lies a politician and an honest man.” A. “Faith now,” exclaimed Paddy, “I wonder how they got the two of them in one grave.” Irish One Liner Joke 12 Q. Seamus do you understand French? A. I do if its spoken in Irish. Irish One Liner Joke 13 Q. Why are Irish jokes so simple? A. So the English can understand them.
some more. It doesn't have to be green.....it will come back up that way. The test to see if you are drunk enough does not come until you have fallen on the floor. IF...you can still hold on to the floor while the room is spinning.....YOU HAVEN"T HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK YET!!!!!
Unfortunately (or fortunately) I gotta work...But have a great ST Patty's day everyone...and
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