DO you know ow to play poker even poorly? Interested in playing in Naples Fl (even poorly)? I am not look for a poker player to be with me for free; ( I mean me not paying for time) BUT anyone that knows how to player poker because I am going to a "free" poker tournament. I need someone to be my guest for 4 hours"ish" on Saturday Apr 22 afternoon"ish". I am guessing I will get knocked out of the tournament early BUT I want to look good. You don't have to be good at poker but you do need to know HOW to play because when I get knocked out I want you to play with me on a table (if you know what beats what in poker you are good).  
Give me a 6 hour time compensation need given that 4 hours (at least ) will be at a bar goofing around (maybe even all of it).  

I require only that you are over 30 and thin. May sound odd but I have my reasons about the age and the body type is a preference. Maybe when I get knocked out of the tournament we may go to your incall after 4 hours for the last 2 hours.

I have NO idea who might be interested in this so I am throwing this out here. I am P411 verified with oks but never tried this before so I am a bit in the dark as to responses.

Please do not respond with comments about how I am out of bounds and this is not what "hobbyist" ask for. I get it. PM me for details if interested. (please include compensation request)

I remember playing poker as a kid but I don't really remember how to play now who wants to teach me ???

Thanks for the pms. found someone perfect to do it

First thing you need to do Talia is ante.  So if you push yours in, I'll push mine in too!!!