DO you know ow to play poker even poorly? Interested in playing in Naples Fl (even poorly)? I am not look for a poker player to be with me for free; ( I mean me not paying for time) BUT anyone that knows how to player poker because I am going to a "free" poker tournament. I need someone to be my guest for 4 hours"ish" on Saturday Apr 22 afternoon"ish". I am guessing I will get knocked out of the tournament early BUT I want to look good. You don't have to be good at poker but you do need to know HOW to play because when I get knocked out I want you to play with me on a table (if you know what beats what in poker you are good).  
Give me a 6 hour time compensation need given that 4 hours (at least ) will be at a bar goofing around (maybe even all of it).  

I require only that you are over 30 and thin. May sound odd but I have my reasons about the age and the body type is a preference. Maybe when I get knocked out of the tournament we may go to your incall after 4 hours for the last 2 hours.

I have NO idea who might be interested in this so I am throwing this out here. I am P411 verified with oks but never tried this before so I am a bit in the dark as to responses.

Please do not respond with comments about how I am out of bounds and this is not what "hobbyist" ask for. I get it. PM me for details if interested. (please include compensation request)