What's your sign baby, astrological or chineese and do you really believe in all that mumbo jumbo! I think we all share the universe and would like to know if you believe, follow or could care less about any of this. Just for laughs my last two fortune Cookies said "come back later. I am sleeping ( yes cookies need their sleep too" And "be cautious while walkingin the darkness alone" Seriously wtf? I thought fortune cookies had inspirational messages inside? The cookie one was ok but the other??? Have you gotten any good, bad or ugly fortunes lately? Have fun with this one Kissed Elle
1. Ancient Chinese secret: You're screwed. 2. You have many unique talents, none of which are marketable. 3. Next time, borrow a life. 4. She was faking. 5. Embrace mediocrity. It suits you. 6. You've always been a little different, haven't you? Put your clothes back on. 7. You will have bad sex and bad pizza, in that order. 8. Your name will appear in the newspaper in a matter involving the American justice system, pudding and naked abandon. 9. You will have one of those days for a year. 10. Everything about you is getting smaller.
Thlee these come tlue so fah. I no rike cookie any ronger.
"What a dog you got, his favorite bone is in my arm!". Before anyone says it, I know it a Rodney Dangerfield quote, but it was in the cookie all the same.
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