Nahhhhh.... I take them as gospel, LOL

After all, most of us ladies enjoy 10 screaming O's in a 1-hour date... and every guy I've ever met is hung like John Holmes!

ask a silly question,

Tabu

I want to know is that the provider isn't LE and that they remotely look like their photos, the rest is mostly fiction IMO or comedy

On the other hand what about the providers that ask for a good review in order to get more interest.

I haven't declined anyone based on their reviews, but I have brought up areas of concern.  

In one case, the guy was *clearly* into very young ladies (he rated them clearly higher than their average and raved in the text, meanwhile he rated ladies over 30 clearly lower than their average and was less enthusiastic in the text) so I needed to clarify that he was aware that I am not a coed.  We met and if his words are to be believed, we both enjoyed ourselves.

In another, a gent took great pains in each of his reviews to comment on his endowment and vigorous style (as well as saying each of the ladies made numerous comments on same) and pointed out his penchant for world travel.  In one review he actually docked a lady for being a world traveler but not being able to accommodate his excessive appendage (despite an otherwise fabulously glowing review).  I mentioned this to him and said that while I do enjoy travel, there are certain physical limits a body has and I could not swear that if he was as advertised, I could accommodate him.  He then tried to backtrack and say there was hyperbole involved regarding his build and that world travel was not all that important to him... whatever.  He ultimately declined the appointment.  

There are numerous other examples where reading a guy's reviews helps form a compatibility impression but trying to parse the absolute truth from the absolute fiction?  Virtually impossible.... especially because it's ALL fiction (except perhaps for the part about what she was wearing)!

for most that is. I do read a gentleman's reviews and point out differences between myself and the ladies he has spent time with if I don't offer something he likes or perhaps i'm way off in the looks or age.. Being up front is the best way to ensure both will enjoy our time together. If a gentlemen has embellished a review in a good way I don't think about it but if I see a man has written nasty reviews about ladies then yes, I would probably pass. Writing an honest review about a bad time is bound to happen and we all have had them. I relate to those reviews as "it happens to the best of us".

Kisses Haley

from my POV as a provider, if a gentleman's reviews generally narrate a date inconsistent with the type of experience i offer, i will point this out and discuss it with him prior to confirming.  occasionally, i've run across a guy whose review-writing style paints him as rather aggressive and difficult to please.  on those, i will PASS!!  if i have reason to believe either (or both) of us will not have a positive experience, i won't accept the date - and reviews can be a big clue to that.

something to keep in mind when writing reviews...

reviews

ive just been informed by ter is making an example of what everyone does and there pointing the finger at me like im the only one doing the dirty deed.

we all know what ter is its no shock its guys and girls doing the oldest profession known to man there lil petty rules is just simply nonsence in every sence of the word..leave the guys and gals alone collect there vip fees and get a life

ive been a vip member for 11 years and all I get is no you cant do this or that.purely rubbish

they change there rules like lil kids  

we all help one another in one way or another like its a secret.

to sum it up its just a waste to post reviews with all the crap to put up with.

it use to be fun and enjoyable and if the lady sum how received help$$$$$  so be it.

One big fib is that every girl will DFK. (heavy sigh) I try to be informative and truthful but still make it fun to read. I suppose some lose sight of the real reason we write them to begin with as it is easy to be bigger than life in text. I'm just hoping they pass on something useful for the next guy.