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Elvis was never that old!!!! Hey 1rob, Happy B day...Let's...confused_smile
upncummin52 28 Reviews 1699 reads
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meet up at a bar close by and I'll buy you a couple "Iron Shitters"  That's 1 part Geritol and 1 part prune juice!!!!  Just kidding....Kinda!
But I won't be sitting within 2 barstools of you!
So here's wishing you a Happy Bday and a reminder to always keep a "Sham WOW" in your car.....in case you forget your depends!   Up...and ...OUT! ;-)

MatureGFE1399 reads

Special Birthday wishes to a super duper guy and my friend, 1rob...and YES  he has actually worn this outfit on more than one occasion when "courting the ladies", lol! He's supposed to be Elvis but he kinda looks like Liberace with a guitar to me :-)

He swears to me he takes that wig off before doing the deed, but I've heard rumors to the contrary, lol!

Happy Birthday HUNNIE, you are my little slice of NC in my ATF state...Florida!

xoxo,

Steph

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MatureGFE865 reads

I swear I was thinking about you, Rob hunnie when I did it :-)

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HaleyOrlando1006 reads

Hope you and your Hound Dog find something nice to play with today .

Kisses Haley

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MermaidJade928 reads

Thanks for being a great Hobbyists and friend.
Have a wicked awesome day!!
Love ya babe, The Mermaid

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keystonekid677 reads

special for you.

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1rob866 reads

Thanks so much for all the awesome birthday wishes, All-or should I say 'thank yuh, thank yuh vurry much'-grin-You're the best-The couple of years I've been in the hobby have been so very special thanks to you girls and guys-Rock on and God Bless!-1rob...now officially an 'OLD FART'....OUT  8-)

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whereaminow838 reads

1rob,
Is that a martin guitar you are holding? A birthday celebration with a martin in one hand and a beautiful lady in the other hand would be the best birthday ever. Hope you have a great one.
WhereAmInow

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Paris-Bouvier1142 reads

I'm sure you can imagine
As plain as can be
The place is Piccadilly
The players He and She.

She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore".

Then finally contended
Lay back and relax a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it.

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in".

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I am having this".

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while".

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!

Happy Birthday 1Rob.....

Luv ya,
Paris

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Lynn991422 reads

Shall we add poet laureate to your long list of accomplishments/abilities?

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upncummin521700 reads

meet up at a bar close by and I'll buy you a couple "Iron Shitters"  That's 1 part Geritol and 1 part prune juice!!!!  Just kidding....Kinda!
But I won't be sitting within 2 barstools of you!
So here's wishing you a Happy Bday and a reminder to always keep a "Sham WOW" in your car.....in case you forget your depends!   Up...and ...OUT! ;-)

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swimtrekr1593 reads

Happy birthday, you old fart!

Swim

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bobb39501639 reads


Happy Birthday, 1rob, may we all live so long....LOL

Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJsQSb9RFo0

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hungry19512333 reads

Al Franken than Elvis. Maybe it's just my glasses.

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