Didn't catch it the first three times....lmao!

Looks like someone has the shakes from using the "wand" too much.

Seriously, I find myself on here much more lately than normal because of personal sick time. So I would like to offer my advice if anyone is having problems or dilemmas in their life. Be it sexual, relationship or anything else. And to have others add to the comments could make dear Abby proud.

Sam kinison (G-d rest his soul).

He did a joke about how Dr. Ruth's pussy looked a bad grilled cheese sandwich!
That man was so funny.

Elle, IF anyone does take you up on this offer,
you are bound to learn a thing or two yourself.

You go Girl.

Nope my iPad is having it's own issues. Please help me control my iPad

Grilled cheese or roast beef?

He did a whole bit about a bunch of Mexicans standing around lookin' at pictures of different women's  pussys & he did the accents & everything & it was HILARIOUS!

Dear Dr Elle ,

I have a friend , provider, who I went off on

My day started with a lower GI and the drugs involved ! She and I had planned a delight 3 days later ! I knew I would be ready and she knew nothing of my procedure ! I was out of contact all day and night , the next day I checked and found I had a text from her saying she had to cancel our date because she was going out with another friend ! I stopped thinking and reading her texts and proved what the lower GI had proved --THAT I AM A PREFECT ASSHOLE !
As  things turned out she was going on  fun trip, which after the rough week , she had had , she really deserved !

Dr Elle can you help me !!!!!!!

I'm sure SHE will advise you well...
I just want to tell you that ANY WOMAN who would blow you off that way is missing out.

I hope you feel better GH,
luv you.

sometimes GH you need to remember that we all have feelings and emotions and it is very important not to get tied up in these issues.  It is nice that you can admit to your wrong doings, that takes a lot, I commend you.  Perhaps this woman did nothing intentional so holding a grudge or getting angry is a complete waste of energy.  I am sure that if you approach her in a very respectful way she may forgive you. But Do Not Let History Repeat It Self.  Learn from your you bad behavior.  Spankings may be in order.
Your TER DR. Elle V

Dr Elle, your reply has enlighten me !! Thank you ,with your advise ,I contacted  this special lady and --LOL-- we have a meeting scheduled !

Hope I never need to connect you again , but know that i wiil if?????---!!!!!!!!! Yes we are ALL human !

GH

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Its a personal serious question.

I have been getting some 'ribbing" on a local board
for some of the "old fashioned" terms & words I use often.

At the moment, they are laughing at my OFTEN use of "shucks" & "Aaaw shucks".

I spend a great deal of time with my 76 year old dad
& HE says "aaaw shucks" all the time.
I guess HIS choice of words are rubbing off on me.

Dr. Elle,
should I not worry about it & continue subliminally emulating MY favorite man in the world OR...
should I THINK of what is "decade appropriate" BEFORE I post?

Words are timeless and if you want to start posting in shakespearian English, then Post away!  Maybe more
People Will be more likely to learn some new words!

Sweetheart, what a terrific answer!

I never met Shakespeare, so I won't be "subliminally emulating" him BUT...
I think you're right about posting in my own way.

Thanks again,
what a lovely Dr. you are in every way.

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I just can't control myself. I think I'm a sex addict. I see all these women here and just want all of them. I have to watch my budget so tell me how to get the most "bang" for my buck without going broke?

Two options here, start looking on back page for the basement bargain deals. Or jerk off more! Good quality and company is not something you can afford to bargain shop, it's priceless, or you end up with toothless!
However, I am sure that if you find ATF, maybe she could work out a"unique oportunity" a monthly fee with unlimited access

If somehow I were to find a way to escape the bitterly cold winters of the midwest and move my hefty ass to the Sunshine State, what would be the best advice you could give me to make all the wonderful Florida ladies of TER find me irresistable???   lol

Sorry, PW, but you can't be helped directly.

The only way is for you to send Sherriff Taylor in your place.  They adore him.  He'll let you know how it goes so you can write your review.

That's an easy one!  See each and every one of us on a regular basis. We will warm your Cold "hefty" northern ass right up!
But remember these two things, brush your teeth and take a shower.  We like our Northerners to be squicky clean!
I am dreamy already.