I suppose whatever happens between you and the Moderator falls under the category of "between consenting adults"......but I'm guessing you aren't his type. Or...you'll just have to get him REALLY drunk first.
I'm sure he appreciates your admiration for the job he's doing, though. Maybe flowers....or a gift card...would be more appropriate?
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