Florida
Didn't she learn in drivers ed...keep your hands at 10 and 2 EOM
....This guy learned an important lesson when the provider ran a red light; wait till you’re in the hotel room!!!!!
Poor guy had a very expensive night out. $400 date, $100 dinner, not bad, oops… $150 Ticket for running a red light….sucks, but still not too bad…..
Having your wife open the Mailed Radar Ticket, looking at the 'photo citation' and seeing you, your provider girl friend, with your dick in her hand........PRICELESS!!!!!
….. 50-50 assets divorce split, alimony & child support…… OUCH!!!!! 
he told her it was a state-of-the-art, brand new system for people who can't get the hang of using the clutch pedal.
The Dick Shift!
(she just thought she was going into passing gear)