Florida
It seems as though the lady in the picture was touring Florida. She was doing so, as she had tried every other state in search of her quest. You see, she was insatiable, and ever evergrowing hunger for sex had made it impossible for her to orgasm any more. It seems No one could please her enough. So she put up ads with a special offer...make me cum, and I'm yours for a year....FREE...as often as you like, and anything you like!!!!
Well the FL guys lined up outside of her incall. One after another they walked out....dejected!
Well, GatorJimmy saw this ad, and PM'd upncummin. They decided...why not...its worth a shot. Well Jimmy went in first. He gave it all he had. He was tired and sweating. He looked at her face to see the expression...she put down her book and said...."OK ready when you are"! He stormed out in disbelief! Upncummin was next, he thought he had it, as he felt a squirting hitting is leg. Turns out, she was laughing so hard, she peed herself. The two met up outside, talked it over, and thought...we know who can do this. So they called fisherman! He agreed to give it a try. So he got out his wheelbarrow, threw Mr. Big in it and came over. He REALLY thought he had it, as he heard this moan. Alas...it was a yawn, and she was asleep! Now the three of them are standing outside trying to figure out what just happened. As they were talking....the "little" man in the picture walked up, and said "excuse me guys, I'm going to get me a years worth of free pussy, and went in. The three had a good laugh, then heard moaning, screaming, and "I'm gonna CUMMMMMMM"!!!!!!!! Soon she came walking out of the incall, carrying her new BF for the next year, and was smiling ear to ear! GJ, UP, and Fisherman could not believe this! The little guy was naked, you could barely see his pecker. And he was soaked! OK they asked, we gotta know....how on earth did you do it?????
The little man just grinned, wiped some of the wetness from his face and said, "it was REALLY quite easy" " I kneeled between her legs, asked her to lift 'em up and spread 'em.....then I just stuck my head into her pussy, wiggled my ears...............then puked"!!!!!!!
Proving once again......if your afraid you can't make her cum..........It's all in your head!!!!! 
It might just inspire me to add a height question during verification..
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