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What Animal is your favorite hobby partner?regular_smile
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Borrowing from Sarah's post on Monday, and wondering how others perceive me, I decided to put my favorite girl (what I know of her) to the test. I doubt if she would enter different features than I did for her, but who knows? that might be interesting also.

She is a cottontail:

Cottontail personalities are small, gentle individuals with a tendency towards shyness and whose instinct is to run at the first sign of danger. Their extraordinarily acute senses are well-developed and always on the lookout for any impending peril.

Cottontails are astoundingly cute and rely heavily on their soft personalities and vulnerable appearance to succeed.

These beautiful and skittish creatures have the most elegant imaginations of all; spending hours creating magnificent castles in air and populating them with an endless variety of whimsically pastoral characters. These romantic dreams dramatically influence the cottontail's behavior, and although they could be described as quirky, they're also friendly, warm, and understanding.

Although they are bright, cottontails often hide their intelligence when it interferes with their primary method of survival: cuteness! Almost all mammal personalities find them to be irresistibly attractive and they rarely need to employ their personal resources to succeed in their careers or relationships.

Their quiet, solitary behavior is often mistaken for timidness, but cottontails are actually quite aggressive in their search for resources.

Because they lack the physical strength of larger animal personalities, they must rely on their social skills to compete in the workplace.

Cottontails function best in situations that don't involve confrontations, which means they are not natural salespeople, but their ability to work with others means they are well-suited for careers in customer support, diplomacy, administrative work and nursing.

When I put in the attributes that I look for in a guy, that is apparently what I am looking for.

Elephant

Genus and species:
Loxodonta africana

Collective Term:
A herd of elephants

Careers and Hobbies
Manager
Judge
Musician
Business Exec
Politician
Leader
Singing
Family
Art appreciation

Famous Elephants
Indira Ghandi
Golda Meir
Pavoratti


An elephant personality is a person whose deliberate movements exude confidence and calm in all aspects of his or her life. While maybe not the king of the animal world, it is surely a member of the royal family. With an imposing physical presence and kind, spiritual demeanor, it moves easily through life where few barriers can hold it back.

There's a touch of cool in the stoic elephant that's appealing and reassuring. In all probability this composure stems from the knowledge that they have no natural enemies; even the lion and crocodile personalities pay homage by giving them a respectful berth. Only the unpredictable tiger has been known to trigger any semblance of anxiety in this otherwise fearless animal.

Slow to anger, they can sometimes exhibit a violent temper and use their powerful personality to humble and drive off unwanted intruders. Active during day and night, elephants take naps whenever the urge strikes.

When elephants set their minds to something, they don't waver in their commitment until the task is complete. Their intelligence, combined with a formidable personality, gives them a terrific advantage in business and social affairs while their communication skills make them first-rate leaders. Trustworthy and honest, they always let others know where they stand with regard to their feelings.

In business, elephants are usually found in leadership roles as executives or company presidents and, although highly paid, are never ostentatious with their wealth. In the top echelons of political office, elephant personalities are far more likely to be female. Male elephants are not as predictable as their counterparts, and females are more likely to maintain an even temper.



If you are dieting and want to lose an elephant's penis, any idea how much weight that is?

1 The Barnacle

How does it feel to be bested in penis size by a stupid old barnacle? As it turns out, this completely boring creature has an incredible penis ratio of 40:1! Apparently, it needs all this length so it can let its penis go wandering around the ocean for females to inseminate. Want to be able to brag like a barnacle? Then you’ll need a penis that is 240 feet long.

And I got the wolf!



The rugged wolf is athletic, good-looking and brimming with self-confidence. A close relative of the domestic dog, it is stronger and more aggressive, managing to generate notoriety wherever it marks its territory. The wolf's dark reputation is mainly due to jealousy of its consistent success in work and romance. A wolf in full stride is quite impressive. Firing orders at subordinates while on the phone to customers, no one can get the job done quite as efficiently as the wolf.

With an innate understanding of the value of teamwork, it's always ready to take its place in the chain of command either as leader or as simply a member of the pack. When a wolf decides to innovate, it makes sure that it has the backing of a capable team. The wolf is clear-headed and strong-minded, always willing to compromise in the interests of getting a job done.

Wolves are facially expressive and readily communicate their emotional states with body language. They work hard at developing their social relationships, although unlike their cousin the dog they are quick to anger when they sense threats to the social order. When confrontations occurs, they sometimes react suddenly and violently, barking displeasure at offending subordinates. Close companions know to avoid their biting tongue until they resume their normal gregarious behavior.

Wolves are intensely ambitious and never shy from hard work. Socially adept, they function well in leadership and management roles as well as in jobs requiring vision and strength of character. Being a natural motivator, their instinctive understanding of group dynamics serves them well in goal-oriented tasks.

As bosses, wolves demand absolute loyalty and they provide the same allegiance to their employees. Their ability to perform under pressure helps them attain the highest executive levels, and with strong communication instincts they maintain a constant stream of notes, letters, and email to coworkers. Their instinctive understanding of the chain of command makes wolves excellent soldiers or law enforcement officers.

Youthful
Beauty
Grace
Purity
Sincerity


Submissiveness
Adornable

What would your score be if you put in answers for your ideal partner?

She is ideal in every imaginable way for now so it is difficult to enter any different qualities. Sadly, every other hobby partner is unfairly judged against her. I still love variety, so I visit others quite often and really enjoy it, but I always crave this one. She is very special and only my huge pride and ego keep us at arms length and I am so much older that I keep the whimsical dreams to an hour or two a week.

Seriously, I am looking for a wolf since I am a wolf also.  It would be interesting for me to see how we would co-mingle.  Anyway, interesting topic to post.  Good stuff!!!

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