Ladies, for a limited time, I am offering the ultimate Boyfriend experience. I have the following packages available:

Two hour incall introduction
I will walk around your place in my underwear and scratch my butt with your remote control, fail to notice when you get your hair done or dress nice and make you fetch me endless beers until I pass out on your couch.

Threesome and more.
If you wish to extend our time together, I’ll invite my slob friends over and let you make us snack foods while we watch football and fail to thank you.  We will discuss totally improper things in front of you and they will make sexist comments about your butt while I do absolutely nothing about it.

Ultimate dinner date.
Romance beyond your wildest dreams.  Our evening will start with a romantic dinner for two at a Hooters or Steak and Shake location of your choice.  If you fail to pick us up a waitress, we will proceed to the opera house where I will complain about not understanding Italian and fall asleep half way through the opening aria, snoring like a chainsaw and embarrassing you to no end.  I may get in a fight while leaving and vomit on my opponent.

Please call for rates.  As you can imagine, my availability is very limited.  In order to give you the attention you deserve,  I only book 12 appointments a day.




I will cum to you !

-- Modified on 12/18/2007 1:24:52 PM

sorry, hit the wrong button.....lol sofla....sounds like  me, except i would hav lost the fight i get vomitted on....wonder who will be the lucky girls to get their bfe w/ya...

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Sheesh!!!!

I'll allow it this one time only, but get your act together in the future. (LOL)

Sly

great idea and i can imagine the ladies will be lining up at the door . . . oh, they should be lining up to get in not get out . . . lol . . . bud, you are a funny guy - thanks for the humor . . . must be funny because i can see some truth in in it, ouch!!!

always pushing the boundaries, at least he didn't include the pic
. . . i spoke too soon, but hell, i love the car!

-- Modified on 12/18/2007 1:27:59 PM

Sorry, my website will be up soon and a TER link will be on the front page.  

I don't have any reviews yest, I think it's beacuse I tend to overwhelm the ladies with my manliness.

Next time you use the offering of your slob friends, make sure you ask if you can use my picture.  Sheesh

BTW, my car, now has spinners on it, photo to come.  lol

Cheers

look so much the same, i thought that was soflaguy in the car . . . oooooh, i hope he didn't send me a private pic . . . lol

something like this.

Is this a holiday special?  LOL

friggin' hilarious even without the visual.

I was about to choose number one because I love to watch a man scratch his ass but then saw how hungry you looked so decided to go for dinner.

My ever growing "must see" list, just grew again.

Dude...you gotta let me know...if this one works, then I'm going to change my line of business...

I truly believe that my lack of business is due to limited reviews(none to date).  That's why I'm slashing my rates for the first lady who will render an unbiased, honest review (which I have already written for you, all you need to do is submit it).

BTW, that pic is old, I'm actually much more cut than that.

wow your menu of services has changed and that pic can't be recent what's that stuff on your face????
c u soon darling we can burp and fart and upset everyone around us and no worries i'll pick us up a few waitresses.... according to the pic i will have 2.