sucks going back to the office looking or smelling like you had too much fun if you were supposedly out to Appleby's if you get my drift!

It's tough enough making sure the tie is about the same length coming back as it was going out and that all the buttons are lined up!!

you changed your mind about where you ate!

Kinda like the blind guy who walked through the fish market and cheerfully said "Goodmorning Ladies"  

And it all comes back except for one tablespoon.

(for those of us old enough to remember that)

I am always happy to help a gentleman wash his back thoroughly.....

I wouldn't mind messing up your tie any day! Maybe someday I will get down that way again.