And then there's.......

.....A man driving around the backwoods of Montana sees a sign  in front of a broken down house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the  bell, and the owner appears and tells him that the dog is in the  backyard.
 
 The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador  retriever sitting there.
 
  'You talk?' he asks.
 
  'Yep,' the Lab replies.
 
  After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk,  he asks 'So, what's your story?'

  The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could  talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help my country, so  I contacted the CIA. In no time at all, they had me jetting from  country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because  no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
 
  'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years  running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't  getting any younger. So I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at  the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious  characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible drug  deals and was awarded a batch of medals.'

  'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just  retired.'
 
  The guy is amazed.. He goes back in and asks the owner how  much he wants for the dog..
 
  'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
 
  'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling  him so cheap?'
 
'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that  shit'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE&feature=related#

OMG is this true? Is the Meet & Greet still on?

he says with tongue in cheek....