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How many of the reviews that you read are creative writing exercises for VIP status?

Though I respect real reviewers, perhaps you should not jump to conclusions in the quest for amusement as there may be  some hobbyists that may prefer to be UTR in this respect.

I'm glad for the attention that this posting has created as I've been pm'd by several providers.  Thank you and the other commenters for your help!

hobbyhunter691109 reads

Handsome, well groomed Caucasian gentleman hobbyist seeking attractive and fit courtesan who enjoys DISCREET public flirtation and conversation to enhance excitement.

Would you enjoy a wine & dine prelude at Ocean Prime this coming Friday night before returning to my hotel for dessert?  

Do you thrive in circumstances where the art of seduction creates a sort of "sub loyalty"?  Perhaps a double wink is your cue to excuse yourself and go to the ladies' room to remove your panties? Maybe the short drive to the hotel is an opportunity to play at red lights?  Is it possible that an elevator ride is the perfect place to exchange a french kiss?  Have you been dreaming of involving a bisexual girlfriend in this kind of an affair?

Bad girls go to the front of the line.  Please include a photo or web link and embellish your reply with your ideas ;)

I'm in town Friday night (8/24)...though the right circumstances can inspire me to be in town Thursday night instead ;)

-- Modified on 8/19/2012 7:08:34 PM

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DirtyDaego760 reads

I have a high opinion of myself and seeking a woman lucky enough to spend time with me. You must be my idea of attractive and fit, and get off on catering to my ego by flirting with me in public.

I'll dangle the carrot of dinner at Ocean Prime this Friday, before we head to my hotel for the date to actually start.

I'm wanting you to tease me, flirt with me, cater to my ego, and be a complete submissive to my overwhelming male charm and charisma.
Road head and public play would be nice....and pretty much assured as you won't be able to keep your hands, or other parts, off me.
The dream you've always had of bringing a friend? Oh yes....this will be the night you act upon it since you simply can't resist my charm that releases all your animal instincts.

Please, ladies, while I know SO many of you simply cannot resist such an offer....reply with a pic and web link so I can lazily sort through the multitudes vying for my attention.
Those who include dirty talk, with little self-esteem and inflating my ego even more, will obviously jump to the front of the pathetic line.

And hey, if you're good enough, I might even hang around one more day to allow you to bask in my presence even longer.
Lucky Ladyyyyy.....

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hobbyhunter691038 reads

rather than show your sarcasm, it might be a good time to reserve your superior intellect and focus on your own hobby experiences.  oh, excuse me, you are--you are using your left hand while you type, right?  hobbyists like you keep people from spending time on the TER boards.

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haywoodjablomi2685 reads

and in a private message to a provider, a good ploy -

but here in a public forum - you are fair game & I had exactly the same reaction  Dirty Diago that was priceless!

thanks for the comic relief!!!!

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hobbyhunter69656 reads

since you seem to hand out "once in a lifetime" so often I find it amusing

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onemoretime645 reads

I find it amusing You haven't written a review for almost two and a half years

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hobbyhunter69565 reads

How many of the reviews that you read are creative writing exercises for VIP status?

Though I respect real reviewers, perhaps you should not jump to conclusions in the quest for amusement as there may be  some hobbyists that may prefer to be UTR in this respect.

I'm glad for the attention that this posting has created as I've been pm'd by several providers.  Thank you and the other commenters for your help!

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onemoretime441 reads

You must have alot of freetime on Your hands,sorry DD has You pegged to a tee,sorry your fragile ego is hurt

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How many of the reviews that you read are creative writing exercises for VIP status?

Though I respect real reviewers, perhaps you should not jump to conclusions in the quest for amusement as there may be  some hobbyists that may prefer to be UTR in this respect.

I'm glad for the attention that this posting has created as I've been pm'd by several providers.  Thank you and the other commenters for your help!

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martythewall372 reads

Way out of my league.  But why the jabs? Let him go down in flames if that is what the ladies think.  We shoppers should leave the others alone or we look like the cat fights that we see here way to often.  
As far as reviews I notice that some of the most respected and those with the John Wayne swagger often offer up the least reviews, but do not hesitate to call out someone that does not conform to their standards.

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hobbyhunter69740 reads

J buddy,

Any hobbyist reading your prose (wow, so many short fragments, no time to complete them) can see the writing style reveals the true man in the following review statement:

"we ripped off each others close and went at it on the floor"

Sorry that your teflon coating has been pierced, NOT.

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