A neighborhood pervert broke into his neighbors house one night, which so happened to belong to a hot blonde that wouldn't give him the time of day after numerous attempts.
He shined his flashlight around looking for her bedroom when a voice in the dark said...
"Jesus knows you're here".
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled two pairs of panties out her bedroom drawer to sniff them, clear as a bell he heard...
"Jesus is watching you".
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that"? , he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep"...the parrot confessed, then squawked... "I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you".
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh"? "Who in the world are you"?
"Moses", replied the bird.
"'Moses"?, the burglar laughed! "What kind of people would name a bird Moses"?
"The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus".
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