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Please help us name our new toys...teeth_smile
ElleVegas See my TER Reviews 1202 reads
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So Alyssa Day and I have recently exposed ourselves in a very good way to the magical Hitachi Wand, I bought the seat cushion and extra speed remote that accompany this magical gem for a small additional charge.  HOLLY Crap this thing will take your teeth out, it vibrates that good!!!  So Alyssa asked me if I had named mine yet, and I am ashamed to say that I have yet to find a fitting name.  So I ask you fellow friends and inmates, for your recommendations.  Please be creative and think outside the box.  And no biblical names please, he already thinks his name is "Oh God"!.
Kisses and laughter
Elle V

Alyssa Day1013 reads

I like to name things that mean a lot to me in my life just regular names so here's my list;
Hank
Henry
Herb
Peter
Paul
Dirk
Ron

I need help maybe I'll just give him a new name everyday;)

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golmgo1029 reads

I bought one for my this past Valentines Day. At first she just looked at me like I was some freak. It took her about 2 minutes before she put it on hi speed and...boom. The best gift ever! What is this speed control? Where can u buy that?
Anyway, I named hers, but I'm not sharing that one...yet. If you don't mind a female name, I think Wanda is great.Wanda the Wonderful. Hugo...because it's huge? You really can't name it Holy Shit, but Baby Jesus might work. Either way, have lots of fun with your new toys! Don't be afraid to pack it and bring it for your appointments. You may need a bigger purse. How'd you like security to pull that baby out of your bag at the airport!

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Dirty.Daego997 reads

It's at least not battery powered, which could be more embarrassing (if you allow yourself to get embarrassed).

Nothing like having the valet at the Hard Rock unloading your luggage....and when he grabs the black "happy bag" duffel and puts it on the luggage cart......it begins to vibrate noticeably!
Only thing to do is shrug it off, wink, and say...."I got this...." as your lovely companion looks on....

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golmgo1256 reads

cut back on a pair of shoes in order to fit in and stay underweight. Do you think you can get by with just 15 pairs of shoes for the few days? Don't forget an extension cord!

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PitchingWedge1214 reads

thing for Chicago.

But, alas, there are many times I need all the help I can get!!!   lol

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2Cupsplease1112 reads

Elle, you should name yours Elvis, keeping with your Vegas theme. After all, he was the "King".

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golmgo977 reads

Tsunami.


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Dirty.Daego779 reads

Gilligan.....he's your "little buddy"
UPS man.....he delivers the orgasms
Rain Man....he makes it wet
Old Faithful.....he gets you off whenever, wherever.
Heroin.....it's addictive
"Lance" Burton....it is a magic wand, isn't it? Abracadabra....watch the stress disappear.

Just don't use it to appease an oral fixation or you'll be calling it "the dentist" when you chip a tooth.

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cbinfla1036 reads

I saw a post on a Social Networking sight that read "I wonder if Buzz and Woody have met Andy's mom's toys..After all they have the same names" so how about Buzz?

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