Was in the D-Dorf area last week, with a game plan of visiting one or more of the area FKK's. Stopped at Bernds on the way up--really a different kind of place from the big F-Furt clubs. First, hard to find, and when you get there the only FKK clues are extra cars parked and a small sign in English near the buzzer with "private club". Impressions: small, ill-suited to be in a residential community, reeks of cigarette smoke (a real problem for me), and a kind of grouchy desk gal. So first thoughts not so good. On the positive side the girls are all nude, have a delightful habit of lightly fingering themselves as they sit around, and are not shy about giving blowjobs in public. As has been said before, Bernds is about relaxed atmosphere and is very much locals sex club. BTW, some of the most visually unattractive customers ever seen--fat, hairly, old and just plain ugly--I actually felt sorry for some of the girls having to service these guys. But that's their issue, so if it's not a problem for them it's not for me.

Speaking of the girls, the selection is quite thin--saw about a total of 10, including one sporting a full bush, very rare--actually made her look more nude. Some others were just downright ugly, some OK, only one (Anna from Poland) what I'd consider a 9. I sat down with her in the basement lounge, soon she's doing the french kiss thing and providing a slurpy blowjob while the other girls try not to notice. We retire to the bedroom and Anna gives excellent service--great BLS, with prostrate massage (if you've never had that combo you are seriously missing out!) No anal with her,unfortunately, but finished with a very nice CIM, hung on to the last drop. Excellent!  That was about it for me, I pressed on since no one else visually was in Anna's category, and I knew there were more FKKs ahead. Recommendation: try it for the novelty and intimacy aspects, lower expectations in the looks department.

Wouldn't argue with Rambone's review, although if there was only one "9" there he was either very unlucky or very choosy LOL. I've been there 5 times now and while the girls cover a range of ages and tastes there have always been at least four young and slim girls with great looks, and normally around 8 or 9. I've also not noted it as being particularly smoky, or at least no more so than any club in Germany.

Incidentally, the girl with the full bush Rambone mentions was, I suspect, Mara - who is one of the hottest girls in the bedroom I have ever met - very inventive, very good at finding something to turn you on, gave me a brilliant 69 blow job to completion.

The best bit for me about Bernds is that the girls really do engage with you - all do great kissing, cuddling up, fetch you drinks (even if you're not showing much interest in them), give public blowjobs, try to make conversation and actually make you feel as if they enjoy being with you. And they're completely naked, which means (for me) they're endlessly fascinating to watch.

By contrast, I went to Goldentime on my last visit to Germany and everything is just cold and mechanical, most girls don't let you french kiss them, finger them, go anywhere near their ass, and some don't even let you go down on them. All they seem to offer is a lot of eye candy, a quick (and not very good) blowjob with a lot of simulated moaning on their part, and a peremptory fuck. Grab your money and run. It seemed to me GT is all about appearance, nothing about service. I was very disappointed with it.

There usually are a lot of old guys at Bernds, but there are some positives to that - it's good for your ego if you think you're the best looking guy in the room (not something I often experience!), they tend not to chase after the girls (so when the guy:girl ratio is high you  still don't have to wait long to find yourself a girl), and the girls prefer to be with you rather than the older guys, so they're especially keen on getting you.

It's not a big club physically - but that adds to the fun, in my book - smaller, more friendly, more intimate. It feels like you're at a really great party in someone's house. GT feels like you're at the opening of someone's new corporate HQ, with a bunch of pitbabes there to liven up an otherwise boring occasion.

Bernds is now my club of choice in NRW. Nowhere else I've found comes close

It is Milfadelic, but to work there, you must be a sexual athlete. No getting around it otherwise...to be honest with you, it's the younger ones there who are usually duds and end up working only a short time.

Perhaps looking at the history might explain why things are the way they are rather then assuming. Bernd's is where it is since the originator lived there and started the business there. You'll have to understand that one day a guy named Bernd wanted to do it his way. He hated the way brothels were so he came up with his own solution. It started downstairs in the basement and grew from there till it consumed all the floors. The son owns it today and is rarely seen at the club. Conny most likely is the front desk and bar gal who people often misjudge as angry. If you know her well enough she's very friendly and pleasant. Edith runs the evening shift and Alina fills in downstairs. There have been two other gals, one was the daughter (only 19 years old) who often ran the lower bar. All Germans and in typical German fashion a bit hard until they know you. Its a German thing. Bernd's helped pave the roads in that village due to the traffic it created. This was all worked out with the owner and government folk who try and please the village people from running them out with pitch forks. A few years ago they had AC installed to fight off some of the smoke problems. Germany had a smoking area regulation that was enforced a year ago so most of the clubs created smoking areas. Like Palace were they installed smoking rooms this was not done out of health reason but by demand of the law. The problem is the law was not specific enough so they ceased to enforce it and are in the process of rewriting it. Bernd's for a while made the main floor non-smoking and the basement smoking. Conny even tried to stop smoking and stopped for several months, she's started again.

It's all about taste and your personnel experience, I notice someone did not like GT. There was a time when I felt the same. For the last year of so it's been my favorite club and I've managed DFK, fingering, and all the treats from my experiences at GT. So your mileage may vary.

As far as the women wanting the younger guys, that's not what the women have told me. In fact while not as attractive they prefer the older men. Less work, less activity and sometimes faster to get off. The numerous older men also is due to the history, some of these guys have been visiting for 20 years. Many are weekly guests and well known by name. Some are even allowed to enter the club before opening hours.

I agree that must be Mara with the bush, while she is known for excellent service and a very nice person at that, she's not to my visual taste. She does speak perfect English as does Bobsi. I think the fingering thing with the gals is more like guys rubbing their balls, its not done so much for pleasure rather then a small itch. Looks wise its all about taste, Anna is great but not my taste. Rita, Ines, Magda and several other gals are more attractive in my humble opinion. Then again we must all agree that Bernd's is all about service. Some of the main attractions have been around over 10 years or longer.

I been lucky and visited these places with well versed guides and friends who personally know all the staff and gals personally. Sometimes when you know more about a place it helps explain why things are the way they are. Has anyone ever tried the Erotic massages upstairs? Another odd, interesting story behind that as well.