Arrived around 4:00 pm and barely could get in the parking lot. There was Ferrari parked right by the door 🤔  

So I get inside and the place is jumping, roughly 2 guys to every 1 girl. It was to my mind packed! I have been to sharks before but never seen it like this. Now, here is where it got weird. There were a large number of Romanian men there telling the girls (mostly Romanian) that they were from other counties like Italy or Spain and they were walking around in groups of three or four like they owned the place?!?!? The girls of course saw right through this but it put most of them in what I will best describe as a foul mood.  

As such the girls were not all in the high pressure sales mode, but enough of them were that it made it a project to walk from one side of the club to the other with out getting seriously accosted. Also the first insanity hot Romanian chic I chatted up wanted an insane 300 euro for an hour  😮😯😲

It took a while but I finally found another tall hot girl Romanian girl who was totally fair in the, 50 euro a half hour range, for quite the menu! Multi orgasmic and a high sex drive! Spent a solid 2 plus hours with her! Then went and hung out in the jacuzzi wit her and that led to yet another hour in one of the cabanas.

Another tall hot blond stopped me at one point and I said I am busy maybe I'll see ya later... The high pressure sell always turns me off, anyway, huge mistake telling her "maybe I'll see ya later" she wouldn't leave me alone after that. Like came into the dinning area and practically sat in my lap as I was trying to eat.  

Then as I am headed to the door I find a hot assed blond from Denmark who I said "hey let's go" intending on a quicky but that turned into another 2 plus hours... AMAZING PERFORMANCE with no overinflation on pricing AND she came 3 times which she said NEVER happens.  

I staggered out the door at 3:57am  

Now going forward the trick is going to be juggling the Romanian chick and the Dane...  

Might go check out oase this afternoon to avoid a Romanian Danish international incident.

Lost

P.S. This crazy German energy boost shot they sell in the drug stores over here, combined with a Red Bull does wonders after 13 hours on a plane!

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Sundays and wednesdays are always full because of the cheaper entry, most girls will claim that those visitors are cheap asses that don't go to the room much. Still plenty of girls show up (and early), although more popular girls might skip these days.

A large majority of the Romanian girls refuse clients from the home country. Partly because they think they are pimps that are recruiting (not without reason) and partly because they don't consider their whoring days as "real" and don't want it to have any connection to "real life". I've heard this from multiple girls over the years. If I were Romanian I'd try to sell myself as an italian as well.

Some girls take this kind of far. There are girls that tried to get me in a room, but once I say some stuff in Romanian to them, they stop and tell me they don't go with men that speak Romanian (or just "Romanians"). Even when it becomes clear (after multiple visits) that I'm fairly local, for instance by speaking in multiple different languages with guys I know and failing hard in Romanian conversations with other girls...no interest anymore. They don't want anything to do with them.

On the other side, new teenies that don't speak any foreign languages almost gobble you up when you at least try to talk to them.

TOTALY interesting, I saw everything you mentioned played out and then some.

Ok I did indeed hit oase this afternoon and it was a TOTALY laid back affair as compared to the Sharks adventure yesterday. Walked in and checked out the remodel of the place. A few girls are milling about (20ish) most in the 7 to 9 range and then ... I notice (read my eyes popped out of my head) as a solid 10+  Beautifully tanned, FLAT stomach, round Ass, perfect boobs hot, Hott, H O T T! Blond that had casually strolled in. With zero wait I sit down, Hope against hope she is cool and turns out shes beyond cool and I am like "let's go! Gidyup! She is romanian and surprisingly laid back. The one hour mission creeps into three with a jacuzzi trip a sauna trip and dinner tossed in! So it's midnight I am once again Exhausted and headed for the door when this half Tai half Romanian chic who looks like Morena Baccarin but with an ass to die for asks me if I want a Tai massage... did my dumb ass learn anything from the night before? Ohhh no! So I stumble out the door at 2:34 Am... ThE Tai chick had TOTALY noticed my earlier excursion with the 10+ blond telling me "ohhh she's my friend" and wanted a long multi hour as well 🙄 That just want happeneing. So now I am trying to figure out what to do with my self today.

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I too was at Sharks on Sunday.  I arrived right before 200 pm.  That red Ferrari sure was nice.  I agree that the place was packed more so than what I have seen on previous visits.

I don't have time to write a full report right now, but I stayed until about midnight.  I had 5 different sessions while I was there.  I was 2/5 as far as satisfaction went for me.  

My best was with Vanna, a tanned brunette from Athens.  I saw her sitting at the bar by herself soon after I arrived and approached her.  I'm glad I did, because I didn't see her the rest of the night.  She was by far my favorite of the day.  

My other great session was with Nikki from Bulgaria.  I saw her the previous weekend when I got to Frankfurt and did a repeat with her.  It was another enjoyable session with her.

The other 3 sessions were just alright.  Nothing special.

DUDE ! ! ! 5 sessions???  😶😮😲😳 woooow is all I can say! I have settled in with The little blond from Oase who I think, is trying to kill me with fluid depletion  🤤

I haven't even set foot in the other clubs. Not sure I will.

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I found myself in town on an errand that got done super quick so I decided to poke my nose into Mainhattan yesterday. This place was the first FKK I ever set foot in so a small trip down memory lane. It was early in the day on Wednesday so not many girls or guys initially. Also Wednesday is lingerie day. I decided to have lunch, the grumpy fat Romanin guy that runs the dining hall was still there. So over the next hour and a half it slowly started to fill up. For a first seession I found a tall curvy younger Romanian that was very college girl next door looking. As we were walking around I spot a tal stuesque girl with long straight hair that was a solid 9.76 in the looks department and ask my CGND if she knows her? Of course she does and we set up a double. Now I will say the attempt to put on a porn style threesome by the two was notable but.... the instant porn set moaning was way over the top.... to stop the crazy acting I put CGND into my pattened, her on her side with one leg up position that is a 100% guaranted to hit the g spot and worked her for 15 mintues till her eyes rolled back in her head while the other one watched. It's been my limited experience that, it's usually a challenge to get FKK girls off unless they really like and know you. So all in all ok but nothing earth shattering.

Session two was with a cute blond who had practically no boobs but a perfect and I do mean perfect ASS! I asked her if she normally cums and true to her Romanian nature she said "depends." I of course asked "depends on what?" And she sly says "it depends on if you can fuck good or not..." in that typically sexy almost Russian accent heard round the FKK world. Session two ended with her being very smiley but it was a lot of work.

Session three was with a solid 10 tall blond who claimed to be from Italy but the accent seem very Romanian. Interesting back tattoo as well. Nice session but again with the fake moaning like she was on a porn set. I was like seriously? I appreciate the effort but it's always a buzz kill.  

All in all ok but nothing earth shattering. It was one of those , "well I am here" gigs. The little blond from oase has TOTALY ruined me.  

Lost

So the little blonde returned to Romania on a planned trip home. The last evening she told me that the Moreno Bacchrin chic had dimmed me out about the sesseion with her the very first night and had been bugging her to be brought in. The little blond said it was no problem if I wanted her as well but I could tell she was upset by the idea. I politely said nooo thanks your too much of a handful as it is. She seemed somewhat better with that. Then flew home the next morning.

I decided that I wanted go to the Alps and see Berchtesgaden. Now my dumbass didn't google anything before I got there and the Eaglesnest was still snowed in so all I got to see was the museum.  Interesting but kind of disappointing that going to the top was not an option. Apple maps took me to a side dirt road that seem to go right up the backside of the mountain. I took it for a Waze thinking this cannot be the road, then turned around and went back down. At the museum gift shop I told  the German lady there where I have been she acted like I had been doing donuts on the White House lawn 😳 Like she was  genuinely pissed. 🙄

Anyway On the way down I hit Colosseum and as early reports said it's a pretty all right club. The food isn't great but not bad, the locker situation is that they don't have small lockers in the lobby  for customers just the girls, so the girls follow you into the dressing room. Also the girls don't walk up to you! I found this quite refreshing.  As for the girls the looks, they were pretty typical but I found a pair of 10+ shorter dark-haired  Romanian girls that were off the charts in both looks and performance. I paired up with one for an evening session and then again the next day.  Told her I would see her again on my way back as I head north again. When I did get back she was engaged for a multi-hour session with the regular and hooked me up with her friend. The friend was also off the charts.  

On my way Further south I did stop at FKK Mystic. It was a "well I am here kind of things." Now the parking situation is hugely bizarre and there is a massive truck parking lot there (that should've been a warning)  and I actually wound up going past, then had to take the autobahn one exit down then make a U-turn and come back one more exit make another U-turn and do it all over again and Wound up parking in the gas station parking lot.  The chick at the gas station turned out to be the friendliest Germany in the entire trip. Anyway FKK mystic seems to cater to primarily, truckers stopping in for a quickie, is my impression. The club inside is a massive labyrinth of multilevel's and rooms and rooms and rooms. No  jacuzzi and the food is better than Colosseum but not by a ton. Now the situation is the girls go to the rooms almost instantly and a lot. So if you see something that you like grab it quick as that is what everyone else does. I found one supermodel that pretty much spent the entire session trying to bring her girlfriend in. So far my threesome experiences at FKK's have been so so AT BEST! So I passed on the offer. The place is as Icebear described another club, basically a fuck factory!  

After my adventures sightseeing I headed North Back to Frankfurt but stopped at Sakura in Stuttgart. The problem was I got there on Sunday evening at just about midnight. There are about a half a dozen girls there and I wound up with a redhead from Italy who wore glasses, she was cute.  OK session but not mind Boggling.  

So after that I drove up to the airport, turned in my rental car and got on my plane home. Thus ending the tour.  

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