Is there a way to go from London to the nearest good FKK (either in Amsterdam or Germany)?
Have you tried any of the clubs in London, such as the Phoenix Club (formerly Lady Marmalade)? I trip to the Continent would be expensive -- flight, car, hotel -- even before you encountered your first vagina.
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