Hello guys.  I will have a two day layover in Cologne in a couple weeks and was hoping someone could recommend the best FKK club in Cologne or within an hour or so from there by train.  From what I've read, Samya is not really an FKK club and the last post I read about it on here didn't sound very good.  I see there is also Pascha, but I believe that is more of a tower brothel so I'm not sure if that is what I'm looking for.  How about Club Mondial?  

My only recent FKK experiences within the last couple of years have been Sharks and Artemis, so I was hoping to find something similar as far as quality and quantity of girls and good service within an hour of Cologne.  Worse case scenario I suppose I could take a day trip to Darmstadt and go back to Sharks which I really, really enjoyed the one time I was there last year.

Any recommendations are greatly appreciated.

Samya definitely is an bona fide FKK and the majority of visitors give it a big thumbs up, especially for service. However it wouldn't have the quantity and most would also say quality (at least looks-wise) of girls that Sharks/Artemis do. Mondial is just a sister club of Samya. From what you say, sounds like your best bet could be a couple hours by train to Sharks or maybe Oase.

 
Whoa... so much to be discussed about this response.  

Samya is not FKK if you want the girls to be nude, although many are topless in the evening and 2 or 3 might walk around botomless. It is a bonafide Saunaclub though. The service part baffles me, because average service in Samya is not especially high (maybe for people who compare to Acapulco?). Yesterday there were about two dozen girls I've been with before, only one (maybe 2) of them give what I would call "good service". DFK is in no way something you can assume is part of the deal. It is better than Mondial though, as that club actually targets younger guys that have less demands (hence standard pricing for 20 minute sessions instead of 30 minutes).

In any case, don't show up to either club too early. The clubs don't get going till 9 or 10 pm. If you are early, you can relax and maybe you'll find a girl you like, but most girls are still busy "waking up". The thing that makes these clubs fun is that every evening is  party with dancing girls being silly and partying. I go there more for the fun than for sex. If you can't stand loud music (or romanian/Turkish music) than these clubs really don't offer that much.

There are more clubs in the area, but most are not easily reached by public transport. Babylon in Elsdorf (train and then bus from Cologne) is one of the few FKK clubs in the area (as in nude). In leverkusen there is also Luderland, which is part of the RTC chain (famous for BBFS). The looks of the girls here are generally quite a bit worse from clubs like Sharks and Artemis, but service on average is quite decent. Had some great sessions with two Hungarians in Luderland a few weeks ago and in Babylon there are always some good performers... but again, looks and amount of girls are lower.

If you want a "big club" that is not Samya, you're probably best off to go towards Dusseldorf by train. There are a bnuch of clubs here: Livingroom is easily reached by the Sbahn and has some lookers (that provide decent service as well). Oceans seems to have found its feet and I have heard good things about the line up (haven't been for a while myself). Magnum is big, but lately the numbers of girls are a bit down it seems. I wouldn't go to Dolce Vita as I've only had bad experiences there. As far as I know, all these clubs are fairly easy t reach by public transport.

PS I wuoldn't go to Pasha, it is a lauhaus, but on the topfloor there is a club that sort of follows the saunaclub model (but more expensive). Planet Eden is nearby and huge, but very few girls. Parksauna Rezidenz and Bernds are also nearby, but almost impossible to get to without a car... and both clubs are really retirement homes with a very boring laid back atmosphere (and the girls to match, so not your 20 year old lookers).

Thank you for the detailed response icebear.  After doing some more research, it looks like Livingroom might be the best option taking into consideration travel time and costs for train tickets.  I'll be sure to post back in a couple weeks.

To clarify, a number of reports on Samya found that the girls were more enthusiastic, eager to please and generally less sharky compared with some of the alternatives. Of course bear in mind that this is just the subjective opinion of a few guys. Also given the number of clubs now that are effectively some kind of hybrid, the value of categorising clubs as strictly either FKK or saunaclub seems limited. How many clubs now are genuine FKKs based on a strict definition of the meaning?

Very detailed and informative reply though, are reports on your adventures at these clubs available to read somewhere??

Girls being less sharky is something I agree with (especially if you compare to Golden time, Oase or Sharks). The actual service that is available is often fairly limited though.

The difference between FKK and Saunaclub is simple: are the girls nude or not. In NRW most clubs are saunaclubs (except babylon, luderlounge, Great Palace, Bernds and the RTC clubs). Everyehere else FKK is the norm, although I've heard Paradise in Stuttgart has recently given the girls free choice about their wardrobe... very few nude girls nowadays.

There are some reports by my hand here and there, but posting there are fewer of them as time goes by. I don't really feel like providing my nick at other places. None of them are in English (or German) anyway.

OK thanks for your reply. For me at least, true FKK implies that all girls are fully nude (except heels) all the time so no themed/lingerie days etc. such as at Paradise. This would also exclude lots of clubs outside NRW including the likes of Oase/Mainhattan in Hesse, Artemis etc. etc. Thoughts??

Honestly, if they have a single "dessous day" I would still consider it an FKK. Also, if policy is that girls need to have their pussy and tits on display... and 95% of girls actually walk around like that, I would consider it an FKK. A club like Oase officially is FKK 6 days in the week, but many girls wear something small like leg warmers or a thingy around their waist. Occasionally a girl has her pussy or tits covered, but that is never more than 5% of the girls. So for me, still an FKK... even if girls in a club like Babylon or World are "more nude".

For the past week I was debating between Oceans and Living Room.  I was really leaning towards Oceans, because from the website it looked like a big club that would have a huge lineup and have a great ambiance.  The decor almost reminded me of Sharks from what I remember and since I really enjoyed the one time I went to Sharks, I figured the same would be true of Oceans.  However,  after doing a little research, I found on a couple other sites that guys were reporting variations on the entry price and the club trying to take advantage of tourists.  I didn't feel like dealing with that so I went to Living Room instead.

I arrived at the club just before 4 PM on Saturday.  It was a 45 min train ride from Koln and was a short walk from the Ikea Kaarst station.   As far as the ambiance and decor of the club goes, I really wasn't impressed.   It's a pretty small club with not much for decoration.   I was also surprised that there was no ATM on site.   Good thing I arrived prepared.   The lineup was much, much smaller than the 75 girls they advertise on their website.   I would guess that there were maybe 25 girls at the most the entire night and it didn't seem like many new girls came since I arrived as the night went on.  Also, the girl to guy ratio was terrible and it seemed like guys outnumbered the girls by quite a bit.  Of the girls that were there, most were average looking in my opinion, but there were a few beauties.  Definitely not as many as Sharks or Artemis, but there certainly were a few.  Almost all the girls were wearing bikinis or bras and panties.  A couple were top less, but none were fully nude.    

I sat around for probably a couple hours before my first session and just relaxed and had something to eat.   

My first session was with a 25 year old blond Romanian named Irina.  She was one of the only ones that was walking around top less.  No tattoos or piercings that I noticed and she had a nice body with a great set of tits.  She wasn't thin or fat, but had some nice curves.

My second session was with a 19 year old brunette Romanian named Mona.  Nice and tan with a great body and had a very beautiful face.   No tats that I saw, but she did have a stud piercing above her upper lip.

My final session was with a German (probably the only one in the club) brunette named Tamara.  I'm not sure how old she was, but I belive she said she has been in the club 7 months.   She had a couple tats of some sayings in foreign script on her arm and another tat on the back of one of her thighs.   I'm not usually a fan of girls with tattoos in random places, but she had a very pretty face and reminded me of an old coworker.

Overall, I was very, very happy with all my sessions, especially since all three included kissing ranging from lfk to dfk.  All three of the girls I was with were very good looking and I had a great time with each one.  All three sessions were what I would consider gfe.   It would have been nice if there was a bigger lineup with more better looking girls to choose from, but it's probably a good thing there wasn't because I would have gone through my money much faster.  For 210 Euro (60 for entry and 50 per session) I had a great time at Living Room and was very pleased with my sessions.  I finally left around 11 PM to catch the train back to Koln.

Thanks again icebear for the very detailed post with the recommendations.  It is greatly appreciated.