A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>> >> > Little boy: "What the fuck do you think?"
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