A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and
orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
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He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,
meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
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The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
>confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
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The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
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The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.
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The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
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At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says, "Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk."