A leper runs into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. It was bad enough when I lost both my ears, and when my thumb fell off into my chicken soup, but this time, now my penis fell off."
The doctor says, "Don't worry. We've got new surgical procedures to reattach lost appendages. Do you have your penis with you?"
The leper says, "Yeah, it's right here in my coat pocket."
He reaches into his coat pocket, pulls out a cigar butt, and hands it to the doctor.
The doctor says, "This isn't a penis, it's a cigar butt."
The leper says, "Shit! I smoked my cock!"


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What's worse than eating your grandmother's pussy?
Banging your head on the lid of the coffin.

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Where do pussies grow?
Countries.