FIVE RULES




Five rules for men to follow for a happy life

 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time,
 cleans up and has a job.
 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

 Signed
 Tiger Woods