Erotic Humor
yo mamma
Not Dangerfield's.
"One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is. He took me to my house."
"My daughter, she's no bargain. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive."
"And ugly. My girlfriend is so ugly, two guys broke into her apartment. She yelled "Rape!" They yelled "NO!"
"And my sex life is nothing to crow about. At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind."
"My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!"
"My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles"
"I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!
"I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely."
"I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early". "
--Rodney Dangerfield
Not Dangerfield's.
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!