A young couple gets married and they decide to take a golf vacation for their honeymoon.  The first course thjey play is a rural course that goes by some farms and what not.  On the 15th hole, the man hits a wicked slice, which winds up behind a barn.  The couple goes to assess the situation, and wife determines that if she opens up the barn doors at both ends, he can shoot through the barn and onto the green.  So he takes his shot.  Just has he hits it, his wife peeks around the corner between the doors and gets hit right between the eyes, killing her instantly.  

Years pass and the man eventually gets remarried.  Again, he takes his wife on a golf vacation for thier honeymoon.  As luck would have it, they play the same course where his first wife was killed.   Again, on the 15th hole he hits a wicked slice.  The wife comes up with the same solution as his first wife.

"No, no," he says, "Last time I did that something horrible happened."

"What happeded?" asks his wife.

"I got a double bogey."