Two Blondes waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" The first blonde asks the second. "I froze to death,"
says the second. "That's awful," says the first blonde. "How does it
feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first," says the
second blonde. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your
fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get
numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you,
how did you die?" ask the second blonde. "I had a heart attack," says
the first blonde. "You see, I knew my husband was cheating on me, so
one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and
found him alone, watching TV. I ran down to the basement, but no one
was hiding there, either. I ran to the second floor, but no one was
hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just
as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second
blonde shakes her head. "What a pity - if you had only looked in the
freezer, we'd both still be alive."

ROFLMFAO
thank you,  my sweetie...
for the smile here and the surprise phone call... tho calling my cel in the middle of the day isnt really doing me any 'my dime. your dime' favors
my minutes go down to nothing at 7p, 4 for you?  and i do not have a date tonight, so i can be yours, to tempt and tease till your hearts content, if nothing else
hugs and other yummy stuff,
Nicole

thanks for the albeit, far too short, call
talk to you again soon!
HL aka LM