A girl visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new dogs asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," answered the blond, "They're watch dogs!"
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