A man was out walking one day and went by a retirement
home.

As he passed the front lawn, he saw 9 old ladies basking in

the sun in lounge chairs. When he looked closer he realized

that they were all stark naked. He went to the door and rang

the bell.


When the director answered the door, the man asked if he

realized there were 9 naked old ladies laying in the sun on

the front lawn . The director said, "Yes" and went on to

explain that the old ladies were  all retired prostitutes

living at the retirement home, and they were having a yard

sale.