Actually I "want" my dick, my mouth, maybe a finger or two "in" most hot women I meet. If you don't feel the same just what the fuck are you doing on a fuck board?

 
That does raise a relevant question, Just what the fuck are you doing here? You seem to think everything we do here is creepy, painful or coerced. Why would you want to hang around a bunch of people you clearly have NOTHING in common with, especially a sense of fucking humor?